Its always surf for me 🥶💙 @Tsu_Surf
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I have always thought the only people that like winter have winter birthdays.. 😭 Ain't no way you like this cold shit
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Can't stop thinking about the fact that millennials used to get dropped off at the mall by our parents with $20 and no phone, and the entire pick up plan was "meet me right here at 6pm"
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Replying to @SamuraiPrimz
Lmfao there is this one lady saying that she used better products on brides that’s why her price is higher as an excuse and everyone in the comments saying why the hell she’s not using her best products in general …
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Replying to @Loveleyxo
I went down that rabbit hole. I was entertained. Especially the one where the MUA admitted it was the same service except the price was higher. Like whaaaat?
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Replying to @Sofiaabaee
It’s so fulfilling to see them get duped out lol
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The brides on TikTok thats booking soft glam appointments and not telling the MUA it’s for a wedding is hilarious 😂😂
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My thing is, why do I have to park all the way on the 6th or 7th floor to knock on your door to ask you to move your car out of my assigned parking spot??? And what if you weren’t home at the time? That car would’ve been good and towed! I hate being inconvenienced!
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Replying to @MegOfficiall
You would be absolutely amazed at how many companies don't give a rat's ass about their hourly employees. And the bigger the corporation, the worse this is. If they run one off, they can replace him with someone that earns less money. I worked for a company for 13 years that was right up in all this. I had managed to get into a management position and one day they held a meeting who's stated purpose was to try to figure out what was causing us to lose employees. We were running about 125% annual turnover. There were 18 of us in that meeting. They went around to every person there and asked for their thoughts on the problem. Curiously, the plant manager saved me for last. When he finally got to me I said "you don't want to hear what I think". He argued and I said "you won't like it. Trust me, all it will do is piss you off cause me grief because you won't do what I think you need to do." He insisted, so I said "alright, but just remember, you asked, and I tried twice to pass." He said ok so I unloaded. Continued....
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i was outside shaking my cats treats calling him, a whole different cat popped up that look exactly like him but it wasnt him😂😂
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I be scared of the people who like fall/winter.. because why do you like that all signs of life are hidden or dead? No blossoming trees or flowers..all the animals burrowed away.. barely any sun to give us energy.. viruses and diseases running rampant.. that’s yo shit? lol 🙃
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"you can aim forever, but the arrow only flies when you let go" is probably the best sentence I've read in a while
Taking the money
Hypothetically speaking: Someone offers you $1 million but the catch is, a stranger must die a very gruesome and painful death, no one will ever know that you’re the reason for it. But at some point in your life, you’re going to receive a video tape showing this person being murdered and you have to watch the entire video. You have 10 seconds to decide, are you taking the money or not?
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Some coworkers don’t know how to coexist with introverts. Not everyone wants to talk to you, and it’s not beef.
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REMINDER: Tomorrow is Election Day.
No matter what nonsense you hear from the President, I want every eligible Pennsylvania voter to know that your vote will be counted whether you voted by mail or in person — and the will of the people will be respected here in our Commonwealth.
Make your plan to vote here: vote.pa.gov
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you got one time to sub me and I’m unfollowing or muting you, and it could be about anything lmaoooo I don’t fw that shit
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Replying to @niyahhxo7
the way people with cars think running errands is a personality trait is so funny to me. like yeah i ask for rides but i also plan my whole day around your schedule and say thank you twice. youre not a hero for driving in a straight line
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Replying to @niyahhxo7
I love when yall complain on twitter instead of having a conversation with that person. 😂
Bitch, who’s asking you to pick them up and drop them off at this big age? I wouldn’t even let my mother give me a fucking ride somewhere however I get there is how I get there. I’m grown as fuck.




















