Does it really matter how a bruise came to be? It still left a mark. It still aches. All you need to know is that something mattered to you.

Dear @portilloshotdog… I miss you.

“I don’t know God or Jesus. I only know Timber Cleghorn.” ~@spookyhellion #Alone #TimberCleghorn

“I swapped Jesus for Kermit.” -@meganxmacabre

As long as I can’t tweet, it’s still Twitter.

Those are the most disturbing followed hashtags... #UndercoverUnderage

Season 1 of Rock of Love lives in my head rent-free.

Happy π Day

Your mom was in my top 8 #myspace

Walked into a restaurant today wearing a Def Leppard shirt and they were playing Def Leppard. Rad.

Debut art stream live now... twitch.tv/katkrash

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Stop. Overlining. Your. Lips. For. Everyday. Wear.

When I was a kid and we had film cameras, I used to think it was so funny to take pictures of my mom bending over. So now we have all these random photos of my mom in the 90s bending over and it’s still really funny. I wonder how many butt shots we paid to have developed…

TelaDoc therapy was a joke today. I feel worse than before. No wonder there is a mental health crisis.