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i think i will compile a thread of all the songs i have posted
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You dropped out of Stanford. I never even applied. We are not the same.
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украинский гамбит
Brilliant or Blunder??🤔
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Zyns are great because I’ve always wanted to have a piece of paper in my mouth that makes me nauseous and tastes mildly spicy
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me flirting in 2027: do you want to start a business with me. i know a chinese supplier
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Yeah I’m trans. Transforming unstructured data into actionable insights for stakeholders
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i've made a few friends so far in uni who keep disappearing. like they are always traveling, either back home or elsewhere in the US or just leaving the country altogether. why are you here (or i guess, not here) & how are you passing classes? i don't understand
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free @kattverk i want my old username back
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dudes still investing in AI I just bought land in Bosnia
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sudden wave of homesickness just washed over me & i instantly started crying
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i wonder if my dad has made any new additions to our home while i’ve been away. most recently, he had a sauna installed in the basement
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we renovated my bedroom before that, new flooring & built-in desk + shelving. kinda sad i had to move out so soon afterwards
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Concerned that Houthis have considerably better inbox management than me.
You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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told him how much i spend in a month & he got stressed because that is not in his budget. like no bae it’s fine you don’t have to replace all of my dad’s money rn
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is it normal that i don’t really worry/care too much about my grades/gpa like i have somehow developed this overwhelmingly positive outlook on life that may perhaps border on delusion
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bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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Bear market for equities, bull market for blondes – at San Francisco, CA
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sending him this as a hint that we should get married
The 🇺🇸 IRS just released the new tax brackets for 2027 Single filers (2026 in parentheses): 10%: $12,800 or less ($12,400) 12%: over $12,800 ($12,400) 22%: over $52,025 ($50,400) 24%: over $109,125 ($105,700) 32%: over $208,325 ($201,775) 35%: over $264,550 ($256,225) 37%: over $661,375 ($640,600) Married filing jointly (2026 in parentheses): 10%: $25,600 or less ($24,800) 12%: over $25,600 ($24,800) 22%: over $104,050 ($100,800) 24%: over $218,250 ($211,400) 32%: over $416,650 ($403,550) 35%: over $529,100 ($512,450) 37%: over $793,650 ($768,700)
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god he better go here next year, it would genuinely be so fun to be in college with my brother
lil brother visiting me this weekend i get to show him around campus & we will party & go out for steak frites im so excited
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omg dream job
my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
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