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Songstress. New Yorker with Midwestern roots. Avid Hallmark Channel watcher. Broadway patron and personnel. Literally preaching to the choir.

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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#p1live what are your thoughts on the future of Drive to Survive now that it feels more like a scripted PR arm of F1 than an actual behind-the-scenes window into the sport?
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The recording explaining why N trains aren’t running at Queensboro Plaza accidentally said “we apologize for any convenience,” and you know…that just feels right. #ntrain #mta
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Live footage of Connor B on his way to audition for a community theatre production of Saturday Night Fever #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC @BacheloretteABC
Soooo we’re just giving up completely on the “Singer” part of @MaskedSingerFOX? Since when was it the Masked Rapper? #TheMaskedSinger
And this is what we call “the show must go on.” Both heartwarming and heartbreaking to see these kids getting together and performing just for the love of it 🥰
My heart breaks 💔 for these wonderful kids whose production of Wedding Singer this weekend was cancelled. What a tribute to their talent and hard work. @Lin_Manuel #SunshineSongs
That one speck of mascara in the middle of Madison’s eyelid sums up this entire season - it’s super irritating and it just won’t go away. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelorABC
Demi and Jordan are the Statler and Waldorf of this beach and I am so here for it. Give me 2 hours of them and 0 of this insipid Hannah love triangle. #bachelorinparadise
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The top four we all need #TheBachelorette
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This is the future we deserve for suffering through multiple weeks without a fence jump. Make it happen, @BachelorABC #thebachelor
I’m all about the D........ D as in DEMI FOR #TheBachelorette
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#TheBachelor female fans over 30, thinking Elyse was cool and not crazy:
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All I want is a season where I get to watch Elyse search for age-appropriate men because she is quality. Give me that season, please. #thebachelor @BachelorABC
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What was the age range they recruited for this season?? Can’t NOBODY on here rent a car on their own. #thebachelor
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I hate when Jesse Palmer says “nothing to be ashamed of” to castoffs on #TheProposal. You know what you should be ashamed of? HOSTING THE PROPOSAL.
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There’s nothing more special than being in front of fives or tens of people and falling in love in front of the guys who sing about THEIR INABILITY TO KEEP TRACK OF ANIMALS #thebachelorette
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Ladies: If I tell you something super personal about myself on a date, and you walk away??? You better come back with @Cinnabon #thebachelorette
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