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Songstress. New Yorker with Midwestern roots. Avid Hallmark Channel watcher. Broadway patron and personnel. Literally preaching to the choir.

New York, NY
Joined March 2009
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The top four we all need #TheBachelorette
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What was the age range they recruited for this season?? Can’t NOBODY on here rent a car on their own. #thebachelor
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There’s nothing more special than being in front of fives or tens of people and falling in love in front of the guys who sing about THEIR INABILITY TO KEEP TRACK OF ANIMALS #thebachelorette
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Ladies: If I tell you something super personal about myself on a date, and you walk away??? You better come back with @Cinnabon #thebachelorette
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Live footage of Jordan welcoming the other contestants into the bachelor mansion #TheBachelorette
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A bro came up to the very long line to get into Angels in America and shouted, “What are they giving away?!” The guy in line in front of me shouted, “CULTURE, YOU ASSHOLE.”
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List of things that Arie loves: 1.That #TheBachelor
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I hope Tia wins, and by wins I mean becomes the next Bachelorette because we all know Arie is no prize #TheBachelor
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I like Arie as #thebachelor. He represents a purer time before gummies & laxative tea. (Also pls check out my new ointment line coming 2025)
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#BachelorInParadise Alexis talking about Dean
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Guys like Dean are the reason we all ended up on the bachelor in the first place #BachelorInParadise
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Matt: "If this works out..." America: It won't. #TheBachelorette
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Hey Rachel, it's me, Bryan. #TheBachelorette
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I wonder how Lee's country music career is gonna go. But I think I already know. #TheBachelorette
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Wow when being 35 makes you the old man of the house... #Bachelorette
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Nick: I don't know anything about engagement rings. Neil Lane: #TheBachelorFinale
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Kristina is so amazing that if she was my dental hygienist and she told me to floss, I would actually do it #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll
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Chase: I'm 100% in love with u Jojo: UHHHH I'LL BRB Me: #TheBachelorette
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No, dammit. Phones OFF @ the theater period, or the only football you'll be watching is #PattiLuPone tackling ur ass teapawt.net/att/status/64342396366…
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