Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
The top four we all need #TheBachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
What was the age range they recruited for this season??
Can’t NOBODY on here rent a car on their own.
#thebachelor
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
There’s nothing more special than being in front of fives or tens of people and falling in love in front of the guys who sing about THEIR INABILITY TO KEEP TRACK OF ANIMALS #thebachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Ladies:
If I tell you something super personal about myself on a date, and you walk away???
You better come back with @Cinnabon
#thebachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Live footage of Jordan welcoming the other contestants into the bachelor mansion #TheBachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
A bro came up to the very long line to get into Angels in America and shouted, “What are they giving away?!” The guy in line in front of me shouted, “CULTURE, YOU ASSHOLE.”
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
List of things that Arie loves:
1.That
#TheBachelor
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
I hope Tia wins, and by wins I mean becomes the next Bachelorette because we all know Arie is no prize #TheBachelor
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
I like Arie as #thebachelor. He represents a purer time before gummies & laxative tea. (Also pls check out my new ointment line coming 2025)
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Guys like Dean are the reason we all ended up on the bachelor in the first place #BachelorInParadise
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Matt: "If this works out..."
America: It won't.
#TheBachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
I wonder how Lee's country music career is gonna go. But I think I already know. #TheBachelorette
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Nick: I don't know anything about engagement rings.
Neil Lane:
#TheBachelorFinale
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
Kristina is so amazing that if she was my dental hygienist and she told me to floss, I would actually do it #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll
Kelly Shoemaker retweeted
No, dammit. Phones OFF @ the theater period, or the only football you'll be watching is #PattiLuPone tackling ur ass teapawt.net/att/status/64342396366…






















