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Joined January 2019
worth every second 🇹🇿♥️ – at Kilimanjaro, Tanzania
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Jamie Oliver's wife Jools
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just sent someone a template on excel to calculate interest. he sent me back a different doc. i said what it is. he said i didnt understand your doc because the due dates on this matter are different. i said yh its a template. he said how though, the numbers are different.
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like this is genuinely what i’m dealing with
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me when i forget to ask for oat milk
Nicki Minaj walks from Air Force One, after arriving with Trump in Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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closing time. if i don’t tweet ever again i have k*lled myself
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closed. and I am alive. ♥️
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hilarious that people bang on about israel being a democracy but you can’t criticise what they vote for
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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beautiful
Abandoned pints earlier in soho
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i was sat next to someone who looked a lot like phillip from big brother who vaped the entire 7 hours
is it illegal to vape on planes even though i can ghost it and not produce any vapour?
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luckily i am partial to a lost mary so he found a friend indeed
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i wish someone on tiktok would be brave enough to make a two pan low protein recipe
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Shit gon throw off my dH ✌🏾
wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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love that she's a responsible blue eye owner and keeps her eyelids open at a normal amount
god this look was so fucking perfect 🫠
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genuinely have second hand embarrassment please delete
Woman beater busker don’t like getting called out☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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They were plucking Daniel’s eyebrows with an INCH of Amy Poehler omg
Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson on stage at MTV’s Total Request Live in 2004.
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