@kftwt

saltwater’s no drink

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Joined January 2019
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Shit gon throw off my dH ✌🏾
bigyazz ⛧@yazzxvOct 21
wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24
I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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love that she's a responsible blue eye owner and keeps her eyelids open at a normal amount
daisy@weltonsmacOct 23
god this look was so fucking perfect 🫠
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heheheh@NwnysbOct 23
They were plucking Daniel’s eyebrows with an INCH of Amy Poehler omg
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@TrendMediaHQOct 22
Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson on stage at MTV’s Total Request Live in 2004.
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j.a.@hoIysaintwestOct 21
Never seen someone laugh dick first
liv@haydqveOct 20
is he okay
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This country is unreal man.
Richard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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morbid 🩻@0rganbbyOct 19
I drink coke zero while fasting idgaf 😭
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meez.@abortedamyadamsOct 19
when oomf said they looked like they rode a broom to this interview
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َ@spiderlndOct 19
do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
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gallo@dieluqyOct 17
HITLA!!!!!
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@BuzzingPopOct 16
TYLA has released the music video for “THAT GIRL”.
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Representatives from eight Israeli parties participating in an election debate on Israeli channel JNS all unanimously rejected the establishment of a Palestinian state
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Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 18
The “Tommy” show in the viral video from Abdul El-Sayed is a former staffer for Sen. Josh Hawley and the son of a GOP strategist. thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-tee…

'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties

Thomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

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In January 2007, a woman was refused entry to the UK because immigration officials claimed it was ‘not credible’ that someone wanted to spend a week in Gateshead.
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she’s becoming a noble gas
*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 16
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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john-paul@johnpaulk01Oct 15
Brixton is a sentient plot of land. It will fight back
Steph@StephanieYeboahOct 14
They’ve officially opened a Gail’s next to Brixton station. 🥺😭
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Mr Blonde@Kearney3MrOct 16
Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking after colleagues 'needed a shower' dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…

Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking as colleagues 'needed a shower'

A bus driver who experienced flatulence so bad colleagues thought she had soiled herself has sued after she was dismissed from her job following the incident

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A 76-year-old man has appeared in court wearing a burka to deny a charge of wearing the Islamic garment to conceal his identity during a protest. Timothy Miller, of Southampton, Hampshire, was arrested in relation to an anti-migrant demonstration in Portsmouth on Sept 12 ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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