died on the way back to my home planet

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Joined April 2022
BAR QUEEN! BAR QUEEN!
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her 1974-76 run being the three best albums of all time ever and then immediately just making horrible horrible music for two decades
joni’s 80s stuff is so rough lol… girl put down that keyboard…
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used to look nothing like my father but as I age it's starting to get uncanny. just saw a picture of him as a 25 yo and thought it was me for a second
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Theresa Balmain Gilead retweeted
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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ur 21 literally nothing about your brain is static
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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sojourn: talon is planning to use an emp bomb big enough to cause a blackout all across europe, we have to put an end to their plans! brigitte:
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gay ppl will gag at anything and think their gayness automatically elevates their taste... your honor it's really really turrible.
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why would Xi Jinping want to rust my basement and flood my Bowflex?
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Leaving basement at 7AM to go bird watching
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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I can't explain it but 8pm, the number 437926286537021, my chiropodist's doberman, the Iberian peninsula and the atavistic nature of vestigial tails in humans have the same energy. and Thursday
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yuh. and he be munchin on my
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How often do I return to this poem?
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rabies virus to botulinum toxins A and B:
How neurosurgeons invite each other to national meetings:
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rewatched todo sobre mi madre for the 30th time award
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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