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killyosaur

@killyosaur

Preparing for a marathon, or the Zombie Apocalypse, whichever comes first.

 Michigan, USA
Joined July 2007
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Jay Bauman@JayBauman19 Sep 2024
They're all just shitting in their pants
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So recently finished the audio version of @scalzi 's Starter Villain. Loved it and thought it would be a great movie, only to learn that it has been optioned by @VancityReynolds 's production company. Now just to convince them to cast @JackQuaid92 as the lead :P
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In Memoriam: Daniel Dennett (1942-2024) leiterreports.typepad.com/bl…
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Pretty sure I saw Death grooming his pale horse. Congrats @Lions on the win #OnePride
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think I just saw Pestilence out for a joy ride. And was that Famine at the Feed n' Seed? Let's go Lions!
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Guess we staved off apocalypse for another year. Looking forward to next year!
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Always playing the race card. His culture teaches him that he’s a victim.
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Here’s the HBO clip where Colts owner Jim Irsay claims Carmel police were prejudiced against him during a DUI arrest for being “a rich, white billionaire”:
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The Onion
@TheOnion30 Jul 2023
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P-o-u-t-i-n-e
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Happy Easter! ICYMI, Easter didn't come from a pagan goddess named Eostre, nor from Ishtar. You're welcome skepchick.org/2023/04/the-tr…
The Truth about Jesus, Easter, Pagans, and Bunnies Laying Eggs

The Truth about Jesus, Easter, Pagans, and Bunnies Laying Eggs

Transcript: A few months back, I talked about those “He Gets Us” ads that try to make Jesus seem super cool. And a lot of you wanted me to know that I made a huge mistake: Jesus never actually exis…

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 Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) (@waitmanb) profile picture Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦)@waitmanb24 Mar 2023
Powhatan.
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In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
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Replying to @Chuckthefreak
@Chuckthefreak , @DaveandChuck I don't think that story about Antonio Brown is true. I have literally heard it before but applied to Tom Waits
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Specifically the story about the KitKats
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ICE T
@FINALLEVEL19 Feb 2023
Highs and Lows… After one of the most amazing weeks of my life. I wake up to the news I lost my friend today. Belz is gone.. Damn it! But remember this..’When you ARE having real fun and are Truly Happy. ENJOY it to the fullest! Cause Pain is inevitably coming.’ I’ll miss you Homie 🙏
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Look. If you continue to talk to me, I’m going to lop off some of the extra fingers in this AI drawing. #BansheesOfInternet
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Though no one has to reveal their purchase, one wonders who willing paid $80,600 for a graded copy of Nukie from @redlettermedia, even if it is going to a good set of causes. (@pattonoswalt , @IncredibleCulk , @justinroiland9 or perhaps @JackQuaid92, or an unknown?
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Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.
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from a friend's dj set from back in November. Finally taking the time to listen to it... mixcloud.com/marc-church2/dj…
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