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Human. Never Walks Alone.

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Joined June 2011
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Trevor Kimenye retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Praystation
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where tf is Wallace
A mini reunion of THE WIRE last night as we gathered at the premiere of WAR, the new HBO series starring Dominic West and Sienna Miller @hbomax 25 years and counting….
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69 delayed is not 69 denied. More life dia and check dm for magic☺️🥳
It’s official today marks the last year of my sixties, I am sixty nine and I thank God for It and pray for more
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You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain
men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage
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Los Angeles' Angel City Chorale performs Toto's Africa a cappella with rain and thundershowers mimicked liteally by hand.
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Nimecheka sana hii asubuhi
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Watching people us AI tells you so much about them
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my bf: I’m gonna eat you tonight. innocent me:
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Me explaining to bro how the Kardashian curse and Ferrari curse canceled each other out
Lewis Hamilton since dating Kim Kardashian
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False equivalence is a helluva drug
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Trevor Kimenye retweeted
The male experience has fundamentally not changed for the past 200 years
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The diary is actually a fictional excerpt from Christopher Priest’s 1995 novel The Prestige. goodreads.com/author/quotes/…
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𝗡𝗢, 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗦.
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Can't believe Jesus died for Ruto too
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We have only ever seen 3% of indians..
Percentage of people who have NEVER traveled outside their home country: 🇮🇳 India: 97% 🇺🇸 USA: 42% 🇬🇧 UK: ~15% 🇸🇪 Sweden: <1% 🇳🇱 Netherlands: <1% Geography shapes everything. Source: Pew Research Center, 2023
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Jesus to his disciples today:
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From the tomb straight to the groove 🤷🏻‍♂️
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We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-cocaine coke, for those of us who are sober but still enjoy the æsthetics of snorting a line of blow?
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Trevor Kimenye retweeted
A successful marriage is solving problems together. Problems I wouldn't have, if I was single.
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