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A person who is family to me moved across country and the movers stole ALL of her belongings. Please help Chels get back on her feet! I know times are hard, so even sharing this is helpful. Every penny counts. gofundme.com/f/help-chelsea-…
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Waking up with both cats snuggling me is the best 🥰
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I was there for Promises by Nero. You can't tell me shit.
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You would be astonished by how long $100 would last
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Millennials, who remembers S Club 7?
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I went thru a lot of my tweets last night and I had some bangers when my profile was private. Damn I might retweet those now for the attention they deserve 😅
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I have to keep my shit together for my cat.
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let's all watch Josie and the pussycats
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HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.
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My oil painting of the little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cake
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I don't have adequate words for this loss yet. I am excruciatingly sad. Christian, I love you. That is all I can express at this time.
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Dream's “He Loves U Not” still ranks among the greatest girl group songs ever. Billboard put it at No. 36 on its 100 greatest girl group songs list, after it peaked at No. 2 on the Hot 100.
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CAN MY FRIENDS PLEASE STOP DYING
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"FOUR SIDES OF GRAVY HOLD THE MASHED"
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"Have you ever tried to jerk off with a full set? Don't."
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Does anyone have a good way to talk to a Very Avoidant Person about their political beliefs? Because, knowing me, I will come off too harsh and they won't want to talk at all. But I genuinely do not know this person's views at all and I have known them my whole life. Bothersome.
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.  Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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pickled red onions are so fuckin good. I love pickled red onions.
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