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I was there for Promises by Nero. You can't tell me shit.
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You would be astonished by how long $100 would last
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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I have to keep my shit together for my cat.
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let's all watch Josie and the pussycats
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HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.
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My oil painting of the little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cake
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Dream's “He Loves U Not” still ranks among the greatest girl group songs ever. Billboard put it at No. 36 on its 100 greatest girl group songs list, after it peaked at No. 2 on the Hot 100.
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.  Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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pickled red onions are so fuckin good. I love pickled red onions.
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GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY!!!
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god i love my boyfriend so much
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No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the education connection girl? 💀
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These non stop political ads are really making me miss hearing about mesothelioma and vaginal mesh
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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you ruined our lives.
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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reminder !!!
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