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HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.
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My oil painting of the little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cake
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It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan.
Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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pickled red onions are so fuckin good. I love pickled red onions.
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the education connection girl? 💀
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet




























