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Laurmageddon

@knittykitty

Airport Witch. Black Lives Matter. she/her

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined December 2011
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Mike@hammeritoMay 26
Starting a 20-page paper three hours before it's due
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Psst i worked this event 🤭
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@ParmaJawnCheeseMay 22
She looks like if Mardi Gras was evil
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I love my job
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Song of the summer Midnight Sun prediction absolutely reinforced by Zara’s Girls Trip album are you kidding me
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Jordan Hall@JHallNBCSApr 25
Owen Tippett expects a loud crowd tonight. Said it’s a weekend, late start. He knows the weather isn’t nice, but said, “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.”
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i still think wags should just do juicy tracksuits with players names on the butt instead but maybe that’s just my woke opinion
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give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.
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lex@jorilexteraMar 27
not even the goal horn woke him up 😭😂
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This is Tank!
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Laughing maniacally
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Jimmy King
@Jimmyking35Mar 5
New: The Stoop Pigeon, a third space designed for people to gather, share stories, watch games, and build community around women’s sports, has announced their site location, hopeful to open this Summer on Broad Street “Cafe by day,restaurant/bar by night. Women’s spots ALL DAY”
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ALUNCEDO
@Mbakaza4LMar 2
Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"
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deeply, truly evil people. why the fuck are you preventing people from getting fucking prosthetic limbs. what the fuck is wrong with you
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@atruparFeb 25
Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."
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I got a tip yesterday that migrants in detention are having a hard time using ICE’s hotline to report sexual assaults happening within detention facilities. So I decided to call up the hotline myself. Here’s what I learned. [THREAD]
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FLAVOR FLAV
@FlavorFlavFeb 25
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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I survived a flesh eating bacteria lol
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Rachel Barnhart
@rachbarnhartFeb 25
He has been found dead. investigativepost.org/2026/0…
Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.

Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.

A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.

investigativepost.org
Rachel Barnhart (@rachbarnhart) profile pictureRachel Barnhart
@rachbarnhartFeb 24
“He cannot use a phone. He doesn’t know his address, he doesn’t know phone numbers, he can’t communicate, he can’t see. And they just left him.” This happened in Buffalo.
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All I’m saying is @natlturkeyfed you guys know how to party 😂
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The vibes could not be more different between my room and the beach lmao
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