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Laurmageddon

@knittykitty

Airport Witch. Black Lives Matter. she/her

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined December 2011
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Mike@hammeritoMay 26
Starting a 20-page paper three hours before it's due
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Jordan Hall@JHallNBCSApr 25
Owen Tippett expects a loud crowd tonight. Said it’s a weekend, late start. He knows the weather isn’t nice, but said, “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.”
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i still think wags should just do juicy tracksuits with players names on the butt instead but maybe that’s just my woke opinion
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give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.
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lex@jorilexteraMar 27
not even the goal horn woke him up 😭😂
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Jimmy King
@Jimmyking35Mar 5
New: The Stoop Pigeon, a third space designed for people to gather, share stories, watch games, and build community around women’s sports, has announced their site location, hopeful to open this Summer on Broad Street “Cafe by day,restaurant/bar by night. Women’s spots ALL DAY”
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ALUNCEDO
@Mbakaza4LMar 2
Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"
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deeply, truly evil people. why the fuck are you preventing people from getting fucking prosthetic limbs. what the fuck is wrong with you
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparFeb 25
Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."
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I got a tip yesterday that migrants in detention are having a hard time using ICE’s hotline to report sexual assaults happening within detention facilities. So I decided to call up the hotline myself. Here’s what I learned. [THREAD]
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FLAVOR FLAV
@FlavorFlavFeb 25
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
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Rachel Barnhart
@rachbarnhartFeb 25
He has been found dead. investigativepost.org/2026/0…
Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.

Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.

A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.

investigativepost.org
Rachel Barnhart (@rachbarnhart) profile pictureRachel Barnhart
@rachbarnhartFeb 24
“He cannot use a phone. He doesn’t know his address, he doesn’t know phone numbers, he can’t communicate, he can’t see. And they just left him.” This happened in Buffalo.
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I believe Apple is gaslighting me with all these typos on my iPhone. Either they’ve change iOS settings for the keyboard or I’m rapidly aging. But there’s no way my texting ability has declined this much.
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jo@notafan_joFeb 16
i placed this brick 10 years ago omg
Team Homan 🥌 (@TeamHoman) profile pictureTeam Homan 🥌@TeamHomanFeb 16
A big thank you to our partners at @holotaco for the continued support 💅🥌 Love having you as part of our team.
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I can FINALLY let the cat out of the bag....or the grass I flew all the way from Philly to be grass in the Bad Bunny halftime show 🌿 AMA
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ludwig
@LudwigAhgrenFeb 9
the bushes were people ????
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Elmo
@elmoFeb 9
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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Ben@FrenchBen_PHLJan 27
The fact that a city like Philly can’t operate normally 3 days after a snow that we all knew was coming is insane.
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Sana Saeed
@SanaSaeedJan 5
We are at the point in this country where police openly grab people off the streets - while they are speaking to the press or protesting - and it’s not registering as even a blip of the growing crisis of speech repression in this country. No national resistance, just permission.
carl beijer (@_carlbeijer) profile picturecarl beijer
@_carlbeijerJan 5
This seems bad
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Philly Zoo@phillyzoo25 Dec 2025
Wishing everyone a wonderful holiday season from all of us at Philadelphia Zoo! ❄️🐯🐮🐐🦎🎄
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby23 Dec 2025
Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up
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