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It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin
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Replying to @kryptosari
The only acceptable way to ask a woman out these days is at 10,000 feet in the air with your key in the ignition switch and a single bead of sweat dripping down your forehead.
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Faulkner once said that for every HR manager forty years old, not once but whenever she wants it there is the instant when it’s still not yet two o’clock on that August afternoon in 2024, Brat has dropped, the Kamala merch is laid out and people are smiling at each other in WholeFoods and Kamala and Tim Walz are making videos about White Guy Tacos and it’s all in the balance … but it hasn’t happened yet.
When Palantir CEO Alex Karp worked on his PhD in Neoclassical Social Philosophy in Frankfurt, he would smoke cigars and think about the “conscious subconscious.”
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Issue Nᵒ 2 of THE INGLISH DISPATCH is here!
Featuring a stand out cover by @AlexWisnerArt
A true cornucopia of articles!
Get a first hand report of the Kin War, learn how the EU has destroyed Zubrowkan culture, pine after English cars, and more!
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Greek Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem Theophilos III met with President Trump at the @WhiteHouse, raising concerns over the security of Christian communities in the #MiddleEast and freedom of worship at the holy sites.
He also presented President @realDonaldTrump with the “Great Bearer of the Cross” honour. – at Washington, DC
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Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt und bist du nicht willig, so brauch' ich Gewalt.
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Robert Moses ignoring union labor requirements to build Jones Beach
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Nightcrawler really predicted how insufferable of a pestilence streamers would become






































