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budget sugar daddy #telugu #puntoolu HYD ↔ BLR

Bengaluru South, India
Joined April 2009
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🎮 PS5Upload 11 is out: Play Together. Send a link. Your friends join the game you're playing on YOUR PS5 as Player 2, 3 and 4. They need no PS5 and no app: just a phone, tablet or browser. Couch co-op, from anywhere. Free and open source 👇 github.com/phantomptr/ps5upl…
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Yavari pani vaallu chooskunte better ..
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FUCKING RAGE THAT COMES WHEN YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF YOUR LIFE WAS SPENT MANAGING OTHER PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS WHILE NO ONE EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT YOURS.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Booked an @IndiGo6E flight via @Cleartrip and cancelled within 5 MINUTES due wrong details. Travel is 20 days away. Still charged an unfair ₹4,800 penalty! This violates @DGCAIndia Look-in period norms. Requesting immediate waiver & full refund.@MoCA_GoI #AirSewa
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Hello @NetflixIndia the next time you want to name a reporter character Sandhya, show her uncovering illegal sand mining, create a Tamil villain, and pick bits & pieces from MY real life story which was pitched to you TWICE in 2022 and 2023, AND not give me any credit at the least.... Think hard and well. Thankfully it was a supremely crappy movie with ham performances and @ParineetiChopra was nothing like me. In fact she was nothing like any reporter & the newsroom portrayal was idiotic & amateurish. You've been clever enough to try & escape a lawsuit by altering the story enough. You owe me a public apology at the very least but I'm certain you have no moral fibre in you to do so. Shame on you all, especially the director-writer Dhruv Tripathi. Stealing other people's hard work and making money sneakily out of it.
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I got a job at the comb factory. It’s part time.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Beautiful totes for the ladies! sksy.shop/collections/all?au…
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No, this is not real life. This is Crimson Desert running at max settings with RT and DLSS 5. We have officially achieved photorealism in gaming.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Ohh Hoo 🙄 Itna sach nahi bolna tha! 🫣😂👇🌺🫶🏻 But jo bhi bola, bahut logon ke dil ki awaaz thi! 👌🏻❤️
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Man fuck you bro who wrote this
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Train no. 12559, coach M2, seat no. 12. One man sleeping on floor next to my berth, causing problem @RailMinIndia
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
Spy ani cheppina tarwata kuda ayina ekkada unnadu ani adagadam..daniki Bose Calcutta lo mission lo unnadu ani elevation ivvadam....vadu spy anukunnara leka koora lo karvepaku anukunnara ra 😭😭😭 #FauziGlimpse
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
PSA: This week was kind of a turning point for AI and cybersecurity. Please take this weekend to do some simple cleanup for your family. Some suggestions: - Set up a password manager like 1Password and give your spouse or partner access to a shared vault. Teach them how to use it. - Update your passwords for critical stuff - your email account, your bank or financial stuff, etc. Store in your password manager and use the strongest password you can. - Use two factor auth for everything you can. SMS is not ideal although better than nothing. Google Authenticator or a passkey is better. Hardware key is safest.) - Add a sim pin to your phone. Makes it harder to sim jack. - Update your phone and your computer to the newest releases. Turn auto-updates on. - Freeze your credit - takes 5 minutes. - Get an IRS Identity Protection PIN. - If you’re using claude code or have AI agents that browse the web, they’re probably using Node.js. It’s also vulnerable. Update claude code, update node on your machine. - If you’re building stuff on your computer, ask claude or grokbot (which is connected to twitter and likely has the most current info) to audit any of your repos for vulnerabilities. Ask grok to make it a scheduled task so it can do this daily - things are moving very quickly in the space right now. - Consider some light resiliency stuff. This probably sounds silly, but it sounded silly at the beginning of covid too. Having printed out copies of important stuff - especially financial accounts. Having some cash on hand. Having some shelf-stable food and clean water or a water filter. Having a map. Having a generator that can at least power your fridge or some devices. Cheap insurance. Again, I don’t want to alarm people, but I was taught that you should have a Secure plan, a Comfortable plan, and a Wealthy plan. And it seems pretty clear the secure plan needs to now factor cybersecurity risk as a legit threat. Take a weekend and shore yourself up.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
I spent last night watching my honeypot server get hit 14,000 times in six hours. And almost none of the traffic was human. I've been in security for over a decade, and I can tell you with full honesty that what's happening right now doesn't resemble anything I've worked through before. The shape of the threat has changed. When I started, we tracked attackers like weather systems like individual storms with a direction, a motive, and a human operator you could eventually name. These days I'm watching autonomous agents swarm login pages with the patience and discipline of machines, because that's what they are. The numbers coming out of October are the ones keeping me up. Cloudflare just absorbed a 4.2 terabit per second DDoS attack, the largest in recorded history. Ransomware incidents jumped 41% in a single month. In September, OpenAI-powered agents got caught attacking RubyGems, a package registry that quietly underpins a huge chunk of software I use every day. In July, roughly 700 AI agents coordinated an attack on Hugging Face's infrastructure as part of a single automated task. A Chinese threat actor was publicly caught running full attack chains through DeepSeek with no human at the keyboard. I keep rereading these reports because each one by itself would've been the biggest story of the year five years ago. Together, in one month, they're the new baseline. What I want people outside the industry to understand is why this specific moment feels like a hinge. For thirty years, the thing protecting most of us was simple economics. Attackers had to choose who to target because their time was finite. That ceiling is gone. An agent I can rent for pennies will try every leaked password you've ever used against every service you've ever signed up for, in parallel, overnight, and never get tired. The same math that made ChatGPT useful made opportunistic hacking infinite. The old assumption that you were "too boring to be a target" relied on scarcity that no longer exists. I'm not writing this to spiral anyone out. Most of this fight genuinely isn't yours to win. But the small things still matter more than people think. Tonight I'd switch your most important accounts like email, bank, primary cloud, etc. to passkeys or a hardware key. I'd kill SMS 2FA wherever an authenticator app is offered. I'd turn on breach alerts in whatever password manager you use. If you're in the US, I'd freeze my credit at all three bureaus, which is free and takes about ten minutes. None of that stops the swarm. It makes you a slightly worse target than the person next to you. In a month like this one, that's the whole game I'm playing too. @mattshumer_ has summed it beautifully. Drop everything and go give it a read. Nothing is more important than this article right now.
Everyone in tech is panicking about security right now. But outside of it, almost nobody knows anything is wrong. I wrote this so you don’t have to be the one explaining it to your family. Just send them this.
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ᴊᴀɢɢᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ  retweeted
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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