"The leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake!" Who said it, my 3-year-old niece or the POTUS? – at Fairport, NY
Bravo to @realDonaldTrump for working in harmony with those trustworthy, forthright Russians. Nothing to hide!Good! – at Fairport, NY
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Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?
On a scale of "regurgitated baby food" to "burning trash heap outside of a Roy Rogers", how good is our secondary?? #askjoeb @JoeBuscaglia – at Brighton, NY
If garnering elite CB money means getting hurdled in the open field, that's a job I could EASILY do. @JoeBuscaglia cc: @StephonGilmore – at Brighton, NY
Why was @realDonaldTrump sniffling so much during last night's debate? One word: PNEUMONIA! #fact #dontfactcheckmebro – at Fairport, NY
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Breathalyzer company @bactrack says NFL fans with highest blood alcohol levels are: 1. Bills, 2. Lions, 3. Eagles (H/T @McCannSportsLaw)
Squad so strong. teapawt.net/amanda_furrer/status/6… – at Fairport, NY
Hey @Amanda_Furrer, just checking in to let you know we still love/admire you! #loyalfans #A1sinceDay1 (cc: @perkee @mabbottt) – at Fairport, NY
"I cannot be defeated. I defeat all man. Soon I'll defeat real champion.. If he dies, he dies." – at Fairport, NY
Even though he's eventually punched to death by Ivan Drago, Apollo Creed's entrance before the fight is still the best of all time. #RockyIV – at Fairport, NY
In the future, consumers will be able to choose between one of THREE coffee providers: Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts and Coffee Brand X. – at Boston, MA
It's hot out there today. Don't step on any chewed up/used gum on the sidewalk because it'll definitely stick to the underside of your shoe.
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Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow onion.com/1Chg3Qr









