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Jeff Gordon

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Joined November 2009
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Luke Shaw has been United's first-choice left-back since the iPhone 6 came out
What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?
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To love someone is to accept the risk of losing them. There's no way to have one without risking the other.
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Losses in November Liverpool - 1 Finished Manchester United - 0
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Attention economy is a humiliation ritual
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We must listen whenever Exit says something.
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When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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🚨🚨🚨Tyla in Time Square, New York City performing a mix of Mnike by Tyler ICU and Water by herself. Shining light to the whole Amapiano culture and South African music at large🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🫡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Is this not unAfrican?
FORMER FIRST LADY POHAMBA LAID TO REST | On Saturday, 31 October 2026, the late former First Lady, Madam Penehupifo Hashokwalindishi Pohamba, was laid to rest at Okanghudi in the Ohangwena Region. Madame Pohamba passed away on 17 October 2026 at the age of 78. In her tribute, Her Excellency Dr. Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah President of the Republic of Namibia reflected on Madam Pohamba’s life of service, describing her as a devoted wife, nurturing mother and grandmother, loyal comrade in the liberation struggle and compassionate servant of the Namibian people. She also acknowledged the enduring impact of her contributions to her family and the nation, while conveying words of comfort and strength to former President Dr. Hifikepunye Pohamba and the bereaved family. Madam Pohamba’s legacy of service and compassion will remain part of Namibia’s national history.
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AS Roma patiently waiting for Manchester United
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Chelsea handing over Man United to AS Roma 😂. Smalling, Matic and Lukaku can't wait to cook Man United 😂.
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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5 wins in a row needs a warlock 😂
🚨 9 consecutive games without a win for Manchester United. 9️⃣❌ Only two wins this season in all competitions: vs Sabah and vs Ipswich Town.
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United going through it like this brings me so much joy.
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“The water has finally reached the VIP section of the Titanic”
I don’t expect people who loot govt funds to be smart enough but they overlook a very simple fact: you cannot amass disproportionate wealth AND enjoy it by creating an unequal society. You’re trapping yourself.
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“I do not see what is higher than Manchester City” Mahrez what a philosopher
🚨BREAKING: Ancelotti confirms Manchester City’s Vitor Reis and Allan Elias in the Brazil squad for the upcoming November break.
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This is Man United's real level. They will never get another player of Brunos caliber once they let him go
🚨 Manchester United ENVISAGE DE RECRUTER Dominic Calvert-Lewin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 DÈS LE MERCATO DE JANVIER ! ❤️ Les Red Devils explorent le marché des AVANT-CENTRES et l’attaquant de Leeds figure parmi les pistes étudiées. Un transfert reste toutefois TRÈS PEU PROBABLE en raison de la RIVALITÉ entre les deux clubs. 🗞️ @lauriewhitwell / @BerenCross
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grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban, Channel O and MTV Base era
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Wholesome Kwanyama men worldwide.
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"Let the young man, in his desperation, go out and hunt. If he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. If the elephant kills him, his poverty ends."
🏴‍☠️Former Orlando Pirates midfielder Xola Mlambo shares his thoughts on Doeseb’s performance against Orlando Pirates.
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Ouna kuholwa ashike. No amount of threats will stop us 😂
Ano men think hunting means approach every woman you see...? I am sitting and minding my business in mug and beans just for this dude to sit and ask "what's your name. Can I have your number" like even as a joke this is not funny nor attractive 😭😭😭tf
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