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laina

@lainam_

be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody // uakron & ΑΦ alumna

 pittsburgh
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Joined December 2011
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most people lose their debit card or cell phone in south side but no i lose my diabetes remote controller aka my EXTERNAL ORGAN
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they weren’t kidding when they said forever a zip
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is this what happens when you hit your mid 20’s
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*takes a break from grad school assignment to scroll on twitter*
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i am 100% not ashamed to admit i listened to this song on repeat on my way to children’s hospital when i was diagnosed
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my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒
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take a drink every time a girl responds to “will you accept this rose” with “of course” #TheBachelor
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idk if i’m more entertained by this episode or @demi_burnett’s live tweets #TheBachelor
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grey’s anatomy will always be my favorite show but i would love to hear the conversation that went on when writing the musical episode
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hello everyone i was today years old when i understood the “syrup” in coffee scene in elf
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am i the only person that feels like zac lowkey looks like mcdreamy #TheBachelorette
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i’m just gonna say it - this game was not worth pushing back the bachelorette to 1am
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no one talk to me for the next month, i feel like i was just personally broken up with #TheBachelorette
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these guys are so supportive of each other 😭 my heart #TheBachelorette
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i’m cringing because this is 100% some shit i would say
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Being single in a pandemic is tough
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i think i’ll have reached adulthood when i start using the passenger door instead of trying to simultaneously cram myself and all of my shit into the driver’s side
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i’ll also reach adulthood when i can stop mentally saying “never eat sour watermelons” before thinking about the cardinal directions
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i don’t know what parenthood is like but i’m imagining it’s similar to me beaming every time trick or treaters make a fuss over my cat
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would love to know where trump is finding this insulin that is “so cheap, it’s like water” and deliver it to my doorstep
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pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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