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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisJan 6

temp pin.

Image from 𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈 (@lanceamortis)

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Chris@citehchrisOct 27

halloween costume idea, i’m your husband who is obsessed and loves you very much

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisOct 28

Wife called me handsome 🥰 I have a reason to keep going.

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisOct 27

Guys what should I wear? I think I'm going to perish if I don't have something.

ᴀsʜᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ@ashendivinityOct 26

[ A long stare at 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧. Where is their costume? ]

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ᴀsʜᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ@ashendivinityOct 24

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🍂 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisSep 15

Me.

beetle moses@beetlemosesSep 15

Image from beetle moses (@beetlemoses)

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisSep 10

// none of my muses are 3hopes friendly for this very reason

Leftys Rambling@LeftysRambling_Sep 9

Fire emblem Three hopes deaths are sometimes so unserious, wdym Sylvain died while being sent flying😭

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisSep 10

back from the store at what cost.

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jane ༘@sugarjanecaneSep 7

thanks for being nice to me, in return i will die for you and never leave your side

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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodAug 31

Your eyes are up there but your massive milky googoo gaga eye-popping rack is down there

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 26

♘ If you ship syl///vix just block me I'm too old and tired. But don't ever bring it up to me.

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 28

smokandmilkrp.carrd.co/

Milk time

rexrp information

smokandmilkrp.carrd.co

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 28

Going to the market and never returning.

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 28

We shouldn't fight like this on national big boob day, I don't want to scare them.

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 28

Annette, please..! I'm asking nicely, don't tell anyone else! We're lucky Felix isn't a gossiper.

Annette Fantine Dominic ♡@smallsorceressAug 28

Replying to @lanceamortis @bladedreason

Ohhh did I? must’ve forgot! 🤭

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 28

I'm sorry my ass is so fat, it will continue happening.

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ᴀsʜᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ@ashendivinityAug 28

// so basically if you want me, nab my attention now before i go work on my arts and crafts

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𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃@TrojanAegisAug 27

[ @lanceamortis ]

matt@ruffledsaviorAug 26

i love women so much that i can't speak to or sexually fantasize about them. the thought of debasing or inconveniencing them literally incapacitates me. with guys it's like who cares. does that make sense? i'm basically so straight i'm gay

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 25

Didn't think His Highness' lineage was that crazy.

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 16

Spot the difference

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𝚁𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙺𝚈@lanceamortisAug 16

:^)

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