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Arizonan. Ukrainian-American. Antifascist. Jew. Systems Architect. Pattern Recognizer. Formerly @Apple. He/him. Fella since 8/8/22. Relax. #NAFO #FlyEaglesFly

Arizona/Ft. Meade
Joined March 2007
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"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraineโ€™s victory." - @kajakallas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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I rented a Polestar 2 EV from @thriftycars at @FlyTPA (MSRP $62,000) and drove away with a Kia K4 ICE sedan (MSRP $24,000). Passed two dozen cars that would have been more appropriate alternatives. When asked about this, Jonathan @ the desk smiles big and says โ€œI know. Enjoy!โ€
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Elon Musk lies about everything. Itโ€™s more fun for him that way. Heโ€™s terribly bored.
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Ukraine is killing fascists at a higher rate than any country since the end of WW2 and thatโ€™s why so many want the aid to stop
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Any candidate who distributes cash while campaigning has committed a federal crime. This happens to be the first time it was caught on camera. Listen, you can love Trump, but if you donโ€™t want him to be charged with a federal crime here, youโ€™ll have to explain why heโ€™s exempt.
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Itโ€™s a federal crime. Are you saying he shouldnโ€™t be charged? Who else should be exempt from federal law?
Charge Trump with a federal crime for giving a mother of 3 money for groceries. Do it.
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Judd has decided to be the evangelical Christian pharmacist who refuses to fill your birth control prescription. Bold, bad decision, friend.
Replying to @cryptonomaly
I made my own decision based on my own values.
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My โ€œFor Youโ€ is entirely right-wing propaganda. Most of it is antisemitic. Some of it is porn. Yeah, this place is fucked.
My โ€œFor youโ€ is like 80 percent right-wing propaganda. There isnโ€™t an algorithm on the planet that would serve me that content unless someone had their finger on the scale.
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80% of Arizonans vote by mail, and โ€”ย especially after 2020 โ€”ย itโ€™s stunning that the folks at the top of the national Republican Party donโ€™t know that.
For those GOP voters waiting till Election Day to vote: remember when the election machines all suddenly broke in Arizona GOP precincts on Election Day? Vote Early.
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Your first thought is, โ€œyeah, it has really seemed this way latelyโ€ and then you realize that this cartoon is from 2018. It has been this way for a while now. Republicans are traitors and most of them just donโ€™t realize what theyโ€™re arguing for.
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Is this a high school gym? I went to a D3 with zero interest in athletics and our facilities were far more generous.
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Yes, I will harvest votes out in the open in Arizona, and I will openly admit that here on Twitter. Because itโ€™s not illegal. Itโ€™s explicitly legal. I carry my whole familyโ€™s ballots from the kitchen to the mailbox, put them in, and lock it. Thatโ€™s ballot harvesting.
Democrats will just harvest ballots for days in major urban centers after election day, advocate for illegals voting, and do both right out in the open to win. Republicans won't even change a single electoral college vote allocation in Nebraska. It would be comedic if the consequences weren't so catastrophic.
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Hey, thatโ€™sโ€ฆ like foundationally illegal in a bad way.
Trump is now handing out cash to voters.
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Joshua Lander ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
heโ€™s also the guy that banned pride flags
Mayor of Hamtramck, Michigan, the only majority-Muslim city in the U.S., endorses Trump for President.
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Guy who lost 100+ pounds here. Itโ€™s really as simple as calories in, calories out as far as losing weight. Building muscle and toning is different and far more subjective, in my experience โ€” but losing weight is not. Every 3500 calories you avoid is a pound lost.
Most of the fat people I know are living off 1200-1500 kcal a day and doing their absolute bestโ€”at least 80% of them. Little do they know itโ€™s all for nothing, because being fat is a metabolic issue, not a matter of weak will or laziness. Theyโ€™re fat because theyโ€™re sick, not the other way around. They donโ€™t realise that you canโ€™t out-starve or out-exercise a low metabolism. The mainstream information available will never help them. Iโ€™ve said it before, and Iโ€™ll say it again: fat shaming will not be tolerated on this page.
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Studies have even shown that on average people underreported food intake by 47% and over report activity by 51%. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1454084/ Metabolic issues can't outweigh thermodynamics. Those friends just don't track their food and training.
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Joshua Lander ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Iโ€™ve rattled on enough. Itโ€™s all starting to come out now. Pay attention. Your freedom depends on it. Anytime there is a large voter turnout, Republicans lose. They need to lose elections from Dog Warden to the White House. They cannot be rewarded for what they have done.
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SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THEIR CHOLESTEROL
JD Vance in Reading Pennsylvania ... King Food Supermarket ... talking about prices. ... With sons Ewan and Vivek. ... "Yes, buddy. Want some eggs? Let's talk about eggs. Because these guys actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning."
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This the new Republican Party. I refuse to be part of this Republican Party. This is why Iโ€™m voting for Kamala Harris, Democrats on November 5th.
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Joshua Lander ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
I hope Trump loses and Russia collapses so I can log off Twitter for good. This site is awful.
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