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We using grok tonight 👀 we using grok tonight 👀 we using grok tonight 👀 we using grok tonight 🎵
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this is what emerson borakove sounds like to me
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🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham watches The Celebrity Traitors on Gogglebox
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White people be like it's totally normal to serve mayonnaise salad out of the dog semen ramekin
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these hoes want me for my Teddy Fresh
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The wrong Murakami died!
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Its all so real it hurts
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it’s wake up and start crying thursday #wakeupandstartcryingthursday
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they’re saying its actually very moe to show up everywhere soggy and covered in bike grease
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it'll be fine
🚨DEFCON 1🚨 In a few hours, a critical vulnerability that affects ~70% of web sites will be disclosed. It allows an attacker to upload and execute arbitrary code. It's probably best if you stop browsing the internet for the rest of the week. xitter.cf/ThePHPF/status/2112633…
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These are server-side PHP RCE vulnerabilities for which web hosts/admins should prepare to patch per official notice; general users face no direct need to stop browsing. PHP detected on ~69% of sites with known server-side language. php.net/archive/2026.p… w3techs.com/technologies/d… cert.europa.eu/publications/s… sansec.io/research/php2s… arstechnica.com/security/2026/…
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lady at the jobcentre was proudly telling me about how she wrote her late husband’s obituary using ChatGPT
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the lex walton industrial complex
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performing headphone transplant surgery in line
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"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff
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Elizabeth Holmes Kewpie baby
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all my friends are friends with benefits — the benefit is that we get to hang out and have fun
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Syd Mead, "Silver Coach," 1983.
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