@lanisusername

the one piece is real

Joined October 2025
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going to the movies by yourself has got to be one of the best things ever
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nah eish
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BK@1905BK_4h
guys start rising from the dead when it’s time to play chelsea
mufcmpb
@mufcMPB6h
🚨 BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo is BACK in training for Manchester United. #MUFC [MU]
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this is a threat
CFCDaily
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Chelsea are back in action today. 🔵💥
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Call me anything but not a liar please.👍🏾
ᗪ卂几ㄒ乇@ChampangeDante8h
Replying to @scorsesebabyyy
Niggas just be lying 😭
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SA removed Jacob Zuma for much less than all the stuff Cyril is doing.
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Fentse@___ying____7h
10pm? good luck boys, i won’t be there
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC10h
Matchday in Liverpool! 💪 #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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@ttfalor18h
and you never get used to it mxm
s.@unclesibz23 May 2025
ngl sleeping alone is nonsense
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The entitlement that comes with mjolo kinda traumatises me.
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mxm i’m really not expecting anything from you
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC21h
24 hours to go! ⏳ Submit your matchday predictions ahead of tomorrow's clash with Liverpool... 💪

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guys halal meat is the greatest meat you'll ever eat and I'm so serious, please leave the Muslims alone fr I'm not playing 😭😭😭😭😭
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obi@Blackoo1k18h
Born to be used by a ovulating unstable woman
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Can’t register to vote but you’re number one to register on Howler for Sound Set tickets that you won’t even get 🚮
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me and my solo cinema trips against the world
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Sam
@SamCFC_footyOct 27
You don't know Chelsea Farke was about to be sacked last season. Chelsea saved his job Arteta was about to be sacked in 2020. Chelsea saved his job. Any team on a bad run? Want to turn your fortunes around? Better call Chelsea We are a charitable institution and I would be more surprised if we beat united
sully@sullyexclOct 27
chelsea must be feeling like christmas has come early for them. the easiest three points they'll ever get. they're going to be playing against a dead man walking in carrick as he's been hung out to dry by ineos. his mannerism after bournemouth screamed of him about to leave lmao.
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we actually have a bigger issue of having no political party that shows the full capabilities to be able to govern & with the increase of inflation, cost of living, high unemployment, everyone is too fed up to give a smaller political party an opportunity
🧚🏾‍♀️@zalikiwoee22h
i absolutely hate to admit it, but the results from the upcoming elections we might actually see a big increase in DA voters
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SPIDER-VERSE IS ON THE IMAX WEBSITE
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master roshi really was him back in his time
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haven’t watched any of the new dune and doomsday trailers, i want to be surprised when i’m in that cinema
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