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Joined September 2018
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White people have been gatekeeping the HELL out of hockey this shit is amazing
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Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch
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Your future husband is in a group chat telling multiple women they know ball
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Does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow
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Friend said she can’t lose anymore rights or money but I’m the bad guy to ask what rights she’s lost 🫩 mind you she takes trips on a monthly basis. Lord I’m TIRED.
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If anyone is wondering I want a whole cold smoked mackerel for Christmas. I can’t find one anywhere. Thanks.
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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Performative activism is so funny because I have friends who will post things like “if you belive xyz or vote for xyz you are NOT my friend or a good person!” And then they’ll text me 10 minutes later asking to go get dinner knowing good and well that I am who they just described
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Im glad we can still be friends despite our political and moral differences but damn you didn’t have to call me an ugly pedophile child eating woman hating fat racist nazi homophobic terrorist pig. Sure girl I’ll meet you at Panera in 20 tho love you
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When he says I’m pretty but Eddie Vedder said all five horizons revolve around her soul as the earth to the sun open.spotify.com/track/5Xak5…
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You can’t “trauma response” your way out of accountability
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2027 is the year I stop having my reoccurring nightmare of George Kittle chasing me
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Celebrating why did they do that to me Wednesday early
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Saying what someone did isn’t talking shit about them. If what they did makes them look bad then that’s between them and god idk
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Haunt mess
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Bartender confessing his love via love note written on a two-dollar bill.
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AAVE Maria
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Applied for a job and then got in a fight in the parking lot. Maybe they’ll hire me as security??
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I like when it’s dark out
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