Reminds himself everyday: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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Of Cat Matlala, Gunduwan and Farmer Brown.
Chickens hatching. Eggs to make scrambled eggs.
Farmer Brown needing smallanyana coins from Cat to fix his broken tractor.
Yoh!
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Is any manager ever going to be good enough for Man United? Candidates are touted as ideal until they are about to be appointed then critics start focusing on their weaknesses or why the odds are stacked against them.
Pochettino already looks like the next managerial experiment.
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Tells you everything you need to know about the depths United have plummeted. By all means relieve Carrick of his duties, but do so with some class. This is crass.
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The way Andrea Johnson talked up IDAC at the Ad Hoc Committee, defended her unit as a model of integrity.
Meanwhile Gergeous knew she was presiding over an outfit rotten to the core.
Cat Matlala is singing like a canary - or rather purring like a cat.
Now we know what caused Andrea Johnson's panic attack that led to the cancelation of her first appearance at the Madlanga Commission.
Cat Matlala pulled the plug on the plea agreement with IDAC. Gorgeous was so distraught she had to be rushed to hospital with heart palpitations.
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You are asking people to delete 'content' you are propagating?
Many hadn't seen this poster until you posted it on your timeline. And you have 600k followers.
Is this a sincere plea?
Those behind this, I politely and respectfully so, request that it be removed. Our focus should be on rebuilding the ANC and the renewal of our movement. I’ve stated on various platforms that I’m neither available for nor willing to take on this responsibility. Our priority is also on the unity of the alliance and progressive formations.
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I think Adv Pooe wants Cat Matlala to admit that some of his many visits to Brigadier Rachel Matjeng were sexual rendezvous/booty calls.😅
Whose genius idea was it to hire Berrada and Wilcox from the noisy neighbours?
🚨 Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox have lost faith that Michael Carrick is the right man to get them out of a crisis.
They are recommending a change of head coach at the club. [@TyMarshall_MEN] #MUFC
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Lashias Ncube retweeted
@manutd fans worldwide have lost faith in Jason and Omar and their leadership of our beloved club.
🚨 Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox have lost faith that Michael Carrick is the right man to get them out of a crisis.
They are recommending a change of head coach at the club. [@TyMarshall_MEN] #MUFC
This from a data scientist 🚮
Carrick wasn’t even that great a player. Jeered by United fans plenty for being a much worse version of Scholes and Keane that didn’t run or pass forward.
And a 2nd tier manager that lowered standards, couldn’t inspire anyone and left us in the relegation zone.
On to the next thing.
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R2 extra to cover transaction fees.
Kanti abafani banjani??😂😂Lobhuti obengishela wanted to take me out for lunch. Since we were already in the CBD, he suggested Pedros. 😭😭 Aybooo, the embarrassment for me.I told him we should rather go to McDonald's. 🙈
Anyway, we went to McDonald's, and when it was time to pay, he suddenly remembered that he had lost his bank card. He said he would transfer the money to me. No problem, he made the transfer. Now, tell me why the bill was R258 and this man transferred R260? 😭😭😭 I was embarrassed on his behalf. At least round it off to R300😭
Honestly, I think this is where our conversations must come to an end. I have seen enough. Even the R2 change is telling me to reconsider this entire situation. 😭😭
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Julian Alvarez has no desire to score against Barcelona, the club he was desperate to join during the summer. He has spurned two glorious chances already.
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Sir Alex Ferguson's last match as manager of Man United ended in 5-5 draw against West Brom.
Surely the 4-4 draw against Aston Villa was Michael Carrick's last match in charge of United?
On to the next Old Trafford managerial experiment.
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You're giving enemies ammunition to use during Twars. 🤣🤣
In a game pitting Bulawayo Chiefs and Hunters FC,they have to mark the ground lines using mealie meal. This was after the initial markings became blurred by rain.
This brings into perspective our current prioritisation of VAR. Nothing wrong with the adoption of technology .
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When the favoured descriptor is 'regime' instead of 'government'. The contempt for the Ramaphosa administration is palpable.
Here's a live example of old fleet for President Zuma.
This, 14years old BMW X5 spotted at Dbn High Court is probably a 2012 unit which President Zuma used whilst he was the Head of State.
The Ramaphosa Regime has never renewed President Zuma's fleet.
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Scottland FC is a vanity project. No skin off the football fraternity's collective nose if Scott Sakupwanya throws a tantrum and stomps off.
1) I had long chat with @ScottlandFC owner Hon Scott Sakupwanya this evening. The man is passionate about football, his coming into football reignited the interest. He made huge investments in football. Football is back. But he is bitter and may walk away from football next year.
