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cohost of @wahomic / comedian in nyc

Waffle House
Joined May 2021
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isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?
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all this macy’s on I got star power
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the first time in years the titans aren’t on the receiving end of a screen grab like this
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me watching my girl shop from across the store I don’t wanna be at
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models are a scam, lemme see that shirt on a busted uggo then I’ll buy it
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saw a dead pigeon on the ground... reminded me to live every day like it’s my last and also eat stuff off the ground
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I ate the pigeon
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crouching unc hidden auntie
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walking around walmart without a gun and now I got gomo
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hometown couples look for the ugliest backdrop possible to take a poorly lit thanksgiving picture in front of
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“let’s get this fit pic off in front of an open garage”
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want to start an improv group called slipknut but nobody wants to do improv with me (the name isn’t the problem)
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love when steve starts cooking and says posting schedule be damned
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going to see geese tonight and am hoping gen z will respect a senior citizen (32) just trying to enjoy a pilsner in the back
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gettin pussy at toyotathon
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if you ain’t indigenous get tf out my bigenous
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we need croc guardian caps with jibbitz on the helmets
NFL announced that it is entering into a multi-year deal with @Crocs. More information on what teams are affected: crocs.shoes/NFL
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tmz office looks fun everyone’s standing and shooting the shit all day
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british dudes be having the ugliest calf tats you’ve ever seen
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this is why I only cheat on MY wife AT work
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keep that shit professional, man
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