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MY ALBUM OUT MFFFFFF
open.spotify.com/album/0fSfk…
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We hired a 22 year old at work.
Yes, she's hotter than my wife.
But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway.
So, I'll pass. Thanks.
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Myself and @IraqWarLiker are hosting a comedy show on May 1st with an artistic flair. We got tired of “funny jokes” and are craving a veritable smorgasbord of intellectual humor. Finally, standup isn’t for stupid idiots anymore
Featuring
@nathanharenice
@saint_audrey
@layumps
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Wednesday 7:00PM!! We have a new show at @TheStandNYC we'd love to see you at <3 @maddietwiener @JennyGorelick @ProfessorDoye @sashavond @Ismaelian @RowlandwithMike @layumps @raunchonpizza thestandnyc.com/shows/show/2…
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I went a little crazy with the sound effects this ep and had @layumps beg Chili’s for a job at a rocket launch lmfao
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Roast Battle NYC @RoastBattle_NYC tonight at 10:30PM!
HOST @Neko_white93 | @JamesPontillo77
BATTLES
Tommy Farrell V Amanda Vasco
Grant Moore V Diego Mata
MAIN EVENT
@fernandez_meno V @zachmcgovern
JUDGES
@jp_mcdade / @hjohnstoncomedy / Joshua Lampley
newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
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women: men never ask questions on dates
me on date: can i see your boobs later?
women: [getting mad?????]
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Tonight! 1178 Bushwick Ave! Free!
7pm:
@katewillett
Jeremy Christian
Karthik Raj
@EricOligny
@KittenReynolds
David Velona
Farzin Moradi
@dan_wickes
9pm
@DevinBramble
@ReggieKUSH__
Taj Osorio
Joe Russell
Heidi Grandberry
Chris Metcalfe
Caroline Hanes
@layumps
@dan_wickes
ALT Lineup for the 7pm
ALT Lineup for the 9pm
ALT Picture of the crowd enjoying the show