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my anxiety is chronic but my tweets are moronic

Joined December 2016
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i’ve twittered enough for awhile i want to die again so i’m deleting ✌🏻💙
if i ever saw a hobbit i would whack it with a broom
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octave@curtofranklin27 Dec 2021
Ok understood
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CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks
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yes i did buy my dog an elevated dog cot he is my spoiled baby
the new AOT is giving me goosebumps I can’t fking wait
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Pericles
@PerryALPHA28 Dec 2021
BREAKING: President Biden says there is "no federal solution" to you having no hoes
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my dad couldn’t breathe when he handed me this in a gift bag just on the floor laughing tears in his eyes
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walgreens is a psycho when my prescriptions are ready
Biden campaigning vs Biden in office
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prance
@bocxtop28 Dec 2021
"ok but did you die tho" - the biden administration
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had a dream last night i was drunk driving and the cop could breathalyze me WHILE I DROVE PAST THEM so they KNEW and I got off the exit and ran inside a building. I have not had a drink in over a week???
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Rachel@femaleredhead26 Dec 2021
motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
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franny choi@fannychoir24 Dec 2021
Just learned that it costs $0.80 to make one rapid test. Eighty cents.
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Big day for dads with pocket knives
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