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my anxiety is chronic but my tweets are moronic

Joined December 2016
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if i ever saw a hobbit i would whack it with a broom
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octave@curtofranklin27 Dec 2021
Ok understood
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CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks
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Pericles
@PerryALPHA28 Dec 2021
BREAKING: President Biden says there is "no federal solution" to you having no hoes
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my dad couldn’t breathe when he handed me this in a gift bag just on the floor laughing tears in his eyes
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Biden campaigning vs Biden in office
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prance
@bocxtop28 Dec 2021
"ok but did you die tho" - the biden administration
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Rachel@femaleredhead26 Dec 2021
motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
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franny choi@fannychoir24 Dec 2021
Just learned that it costs $0.80 to make one rapid test. Eighty cents.
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Big day for dads with pocket knives
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“Unlike Trump, I'll listen to the experts”
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If I were to worship a religious figure it would be Mary…. For convincing literally everybody that she did not have sex… yet another woman’s brilliance overshadowed by a man
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james
@kloogans25 Dec 2021
wild how someone lied about how they got pregnant 2000 years ago and now i have an air fryer
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absolutely furious to discover that french people call egg nog “chicken milk”
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Damn, after enduring this horrible sight did you go home and eat a hot meal and sleep in a fuckin bed?
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@CommissBratton22 Dec 2021
You know why NY’s ‘recovery’ isn’t happening? This photo today on the E Train at 6:45am at 42nd & 8th says it all. Why should working people & tourists be subjected to this? How’s it fair to those who need services? Imagine the cops’ frustration with no support to deal with it!
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ali@aliderosas23 Dec 2021
can all my covid positive friends post their christmas outfits like an eliminated queen from drag race
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body positive enough to eat whatever I want but body negative enough to still feel bad about it
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tatyana ;)@tatbaee23 Dec 2021
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all my friends are getting covid and i’m starting to suspect they’re all hanging out without me
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