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@liamdocker_
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Joined March 2011
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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cie@IesbianbarbieNov 4
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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Absolutely horrendous advert, what were you thinking John Lewis?!!
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@BasilTheGreatNov 3
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Christmas Advert 2026 has become one of the worst reviewed in the stores history The comments on YouTube have been TURNED OFF There are currently 5 times the dislikes as there are likes The Plot: - Entitled children ignore their Grandmother, won't even hug her - She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her - She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys - The kids now love her It's an awful message featuring a diverse family as always
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I feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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We actually need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.
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“lemme slip into something more comfortable” enters psychosis
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@OmgemeralddddOct 27
I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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Ken McKown@ZTGDOct 20
We went from $500 consoles to $1800 consoles REAL fast. This is not sustainable...
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hezi@hklivinggOct 6
ngl i be sneak shazaming
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xtine@abowlcutOct 5
bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke
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Kadott
@KadottttOct 5
I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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Rape is now just sex that a women regrets.
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I've noticed like all Gen z and alpha kids watch anime in dub and it's kind of strange to me bc that was like a high crime back in my day
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SJ@sydphetamineSep 30
ngl it’s the phones
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