Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
I’ve been detained by the IDF, along with a group of rabbis & volunteers. We were simply harvesting olives in a grove near Nehalim in the West Bank.
The occupation is a crime under international law. Harvesting olives isn’t a crime under any law I know.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
Mass celebrations break out in the West Bank and Gaza, and Palestinians cheer, dance, and distribute free sweets.
Palestine is the only known place on earth to see overwhelming popular celebration of yesterday’s attacks, although Yasser Arafat condemned the attacks and denied responsibility yesterday.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
I don’t want to hear shit about how awful women are because some women support Lindsay Clancy if you’re out here defending Andrew Tate while he faces charges of trafficking and raping teenage girls.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
The greatest crime drama of our generation. CSI: Autism
I returned to the cafe that gave me caffeinated coffee instead of decaf to conduct some investigative work.
Here is what we know.
I entered the cafe on Sunday, Aug 30th at 2:06 pm. I took roughly 15 steps to the ordering station (see image below). A woman in her early 20s cheerfully greeted me.
“How may I help you?” she inquired.
“A decaf coffee please” I said, matching her lightness.
“Do you want any milk?” she delivered with mastery.
“No thank you” I said delicately to avoid offending her generous offer.
“A name for the order?”
“Bryan”
“Ok, that will be $5.09”
I then double clicked the right button on my phone and tapped the bluetooth device.
Then, unexpectedly, this woman smiled, looked at the device I was holding in my other hand, and said “I like your walkie talkie”.
This took me by surprise. She had deviated from the script and routine. What was I to make of this?
She then flipped the payment screen around for signature and simultaneously turned away, as if to allow me to do my business in private.
I scribbled nonsense onto the screen and was presented with a tip conundrum of $1, $2, and “Other”.
What was I to do? She had clear mastery of her craft and had provided great service thus far. But I was suffering a debilitating aftershock from the surprise compliment and friendly engagement.
$1 would be shameful. $2 seemed more appropriate. That would be a 39% tip for the sixty second encounter. But I am rich. Should I give more? Should I give all?
An existential dilemma draped over me. My fingers dashed to touch $2 and end the spiral.
I then walked to the opposite side of the cafe where the barista would be fulfilling the order and handed them my stainless steel cup. This was to avoid using the microplastic lined material they would have otherwise used.
I’d brought with me a flask of warmed, freshly made macadamia nut milk. Before walking to the cafe, I had heated 8 oz of nut milk to 145°F, near the ceiling before plant proteins denature and aggregate and the emulsion destabilizes. The ten minute walk inside my insulated flask would keep it around 140°F and pair perfectly with the 185°F freshly brewed coffee. This would be my companion over the next few hours on this splendid Sunday afternoon.
As I headed to leave the cafe, I ran into some friends and engaged in a lively conversation for four minutes. I wrapped the conversation and left the building for the coffee pick up location outside.
My cup and the coffee were on a ledge with a paper order receipt below it. I picked up the cup and eyed the BPA-coated thermal paper receipt that unfortunately needed handling lest I litter. Such a moral dilemma. In this ethical deliberation, I forgot to check the receipt confirmed “decaf.” Rookie mistake.
I walked home with the anticipatory delight of savoring the first touch with my lips. I’d wait until at my desk, fingers on the keyboard, music in the ears and upright posture.
Then the sipping began.
It was glorious.
At 5:43 pm I messaged Kate “the nap worked, I’m still going strong”.
Earlier in the day I’d told Kate my plan was to complete 10 hours of deep, focused work. It was Sunday, my calendar was open and it was a unique opportunity to work in an interruption free stretch.
To do this, my plan was to take a mid-day nap to refresh myself. So earlier that day, at 12:12 pm, I’d taken a 31 minute nap with 94% efficiency. I woke up feeling refreshed.
Recently I’d been dipping with fatigue in the 2-4 pm window. Likely because I’ve been waking up at 4 am and completing an intense five hour morning routine (exercise, sauna, IHHT/HBOT) and then working 10 hours straight, until 7 pm.
The nap did work.
Turns out, I also made the mistake of attributing my caffeine high to my nap. Fatal.
I finished work and began my wind down routine. I laid down in bed at 8:01 pm and only then did I realize I had a problem. Whereas normally I’d fall asleep within 2-3 minutes, something was off. My mind was wired and buzzing. There was no way I was going to fall asleep.
Not having had caffeine in years, I tossed and turned all night, creating a subjective feeling that I was awake all night.
Was this a mistake, a prank or a crime?
Noise
> yesterday, I returned to the cafe with a sound meter
> the cafe’s background noise sat around 75 dBA
> I replicated my order voice volume. It was 72 dBA
> The person behind the counter is 3 feet in distance
> this created a -3 dB signal to noise ratio
> you can hear low-frequency vowel volume
> but high-frequency consonant clarity drops off
> even with healthy hearing between 1,000-4,000 Hz
> “a decaf coffee” and “a cup of coffee” could sound nearly identical
Ordering mistakes
> I took a picture of the order screen (see image above)
> that they use to input the order
> the caffeinated/ decaffeinated buttons are adjacent
> buttons are large enough a finger mishap is unlikely
> the failure point here is a “capture error”
> both buttons say “brewed”
> therefore size/color do nothing to offset autopilot error
> order error rate in a cafe is around 1 in every 8 orders
> afternoon mistakes (when I was there) most common
> there is also a possibility that the barista making the coffee messed up the order, or pranked me
Recognizability and prank
> given my social media presence, there is a ~55% likelihood that she recognized me
> she could have thought "lol, this is going to be funny"
Given this, what do you think happened?
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
Millennial age chart incase you forgot how old you are!
1981 → 40
1982 → 39
1983 → 38
1984 → 37
1985 → 36
1986 → 35
1987 → 34
1988 → 33
1989 → 32
1990 → 31
1991 → 30
1992 → 29
1993 → 28
1994 → 27
1995 → 26
1996 → 25
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
Intrusive thoughts about accidentally dropping your baby are incredibly common and are often caused by the drop in estrogen and progesterone after birth which modulates serotonin and sleep deprivation. They are not associated with harm to the baby
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3914…
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
“I wouldn't wish it on anyone” may be the funniest possible ending to a career spent wishing essentially this exact experience on millions of other people.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member.
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
The difference is my phone stores data up in the cloud. Data centers take up land down here that we need to grow food.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
Replying to @NebsGoodTakes
“this is clearly fake” oh yeah then explain john fetterman
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
Replying to @DanielleNorgedm @WallStreetApes
Eberyonein this thread is retarted and ignorant. Balanced literacy which relies heavily on phonics has besn the norm for 2 decades now. The thing is teachers teach specific phonics rules to each grade level eg
K learns CVC, CCVC, and CVCC words
1 learns long vowel
1/2
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
CANADIAN GEESE WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FLY SOUTH TO THE UNITED STATES FOR WINTER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT!!!
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
At midnight on February 6th, earlier this year, the doorbell to our apartment rang. The doorbell was followed by a pounding on the door. I answered the door and a security person in our building handed me his phone. It was my oldest daughter Eloise. She had found my 26-year-old daughter unconscious on the floor of her apartment and had called 911. The EMT team was already there, but they did not know what was wrong with Lucy or to which hospital they would take her.
I threw on some clothes and jumped in an Uber heading east toward Brooklyn. (Lucy lived alone in Williamsburg.) On the way, I learned that they were taking her to Elmhurst, a City trauma hospital in Queens. I arrived about five minutes after the ambulance to join Eloise, Lucy’s mom, and a friend, and waited to learn what was wrong.
After about 15 minutes, I asked a nurse where she was. I looked over his shoulder to his computer. Next to her name, it said “non-responsive.” I walked into the emergency room and wandered around looking for her until I found her unconscious on a gurney surrounded by several doctors and nurses.
By about 2:30am with the results from a CAT scan, Lucy’s doctors had determined that she had a massive brain hemorrhage and would need an emergency hemicraniectomy to release the pressure on her brain and remove the blood from the hemorrhage. I called our wonderful friend and family doctor Eddie Fisher and explained what was going on. He woke up Josh Bederson, Chairman of Neurosurgery at Mount Sinai, to find out more about Zach Hickman, the neurosurgeon on call that night. Dr. Bederson said Hickman was an excellent surgeon, which was comforting as we had no choice.
The surgery to save Lucy’s life began around 3:15am and finished around 5:30am. It was successful.
The following day, I joined Lucy in an ambulance while she was being transferred to Mount Sinai on Madison Avenue. Later that day, we determined from Lucy’s Oura ring that her hemorrhage had occurred around 9am, which meant that more than 19 hours had passed from the time of the hemorrhage to the completion of the surgery to release the pressure on her brain (I only wish @ouraring had an alert for this kind of a medical event. Imagine it could call a family member if the wearer doesn’t cancel the alert).
I later learned that the standard of care is not to do surgery to save a patient with a large brain bleed if more than five hours have passed since the hemorrhage. Even when the surgery is done, I was told that the likely outcome for the patient is a few months in a nursing home and death from pneumonia.
When I met Lucy’s doctors, I did my best to inspire them: “Let’s see what can be accomplished if we give her the best care possible and we invest unlimited resources to restore her to life.” And I promised that whatever we learned we would make available to everyone.
Dr. Chris Kellner, her neurosurgeon, and Dr. David Putrino, Director of Rehabilitation Innovation for the Mount Sinai Health System have led Lucy’s care team since that day. Words cannot describe the remarkable and compassionate care that she has received beginning with the EMT team and then from nurses, doctors, therapists, and the army of people who have worked to save her and return her to life. To this day, we have a daily Zoom where we discuss her progress and make adjustments to her care. While her care and oversight have been incredible, the learnings for the Mount Sinai team have also been elucidating and will assist in the care of many others.
Lucy began in a bad place. She was in a coma for several weeks and then awoke not being able to breathe on her own, unable to walk, see or speak.
Over the last six months, she has recovered her cognition – she understands everything including her circumstance – is able to walk a hundred or more steps at a time with assistance, is making progress with sounds, vowels and consonants and the beginnings of speech, but she remains unable to see.
Each day, she makes a little progress, and daily progress compounds. Every day I tell her that she just needs to make a little progress and it won’t be long before she is back.
We remain optimistic that Lucy will return to normal function. It will likely take years, but I believe it is only a matter of time, hard work, and technological progress, along with some, and perhaps a lot, of divine intervention.
Many people have been praying for Lucy and we are incredibly grateful for the prayers and remarkable support she has received. Lucy’s friends have been with her every day since the beginning, and their presence and friendship have saved her life and helped to rebuild and maintain her spirit. And on a very positive note, Lucy’s challenge has brought together our entire modern family who have all been incredibly devoted to her care and recovery.
Lucy's vision and other faculties may require some form of brain computer interface, work that is underway at Neuralink, Precision Neuroscience, Science, Synchron, Nudge, and other companies in the space.
If you are going to have a devastating brain injury, now is the best time in history for that to happen. We are living in a world when you can be confident that the blind will soon see again. We are going to do everything we can to help make that happen, including by assisting existing companies in the space.
With respect to our promise to make Lucy’s care available to others, we have made good progress. In May, a real estate colleague made me aware of a 93% vacant, brand new, 400,000 square foot Class A+ purpose-built biotech facility on West End Avenue between 65th and 66th Streets that missed the market and was available for sale. The Pershing Square Foundation acquired the building 60 days later.
We also put under contract an adjoining 130,000 square foot building at 320 West 66th Street that is currently being used by Saturday Night Live for studio space. The building has 35-foot ceilings with massive column-free spaces that can be converted into superb rehabilitation facilities. We will close on the SNL building in December.
We are also acquiring an adjoining vacant lot with additional air rights. With just the existing zoning rights, we can add a 150,000 square feet for a total of 680,000 square feet, a lab footprint larger than Rockefeller University, and that’s without including the potential for an upzoning that would allow for substantially more buildable area on the site’s 3.4 acres with spectacular views of the Hudson.
Our goal is to build the world’s greatest brain research, rehabilitation, recovery, human optimization, and longevity institute. We have named it The Ackman Oxman Institute or the AOI for lack of a better name, but also to reinforce the point that Neri and I and our family are all-in on the mission.
The AOI will be patient-centric. It will not be an academic research institute that produces lots of papers, a Nobel Prize winner or two, but little if any results for patients. We will be laser-focused on cures, treatments, devices, rehabilitation and exercise equipment, and targeted and basic research with a goal of massively accelerating the time from idea to innovation to production to helping a patient.
While the AOI will be a non-profit, it will have highly commercial instincts. The AOI will have its own venture funding and will work to develop innovations to create companies that we will seed, assist, and spinout to ensure technologies, treatments, techniques, and drugs get to patients as promptly as possible.
On one 3.4 acre campus in what is still the greatest city in the world, we will do neurosurgery, neuroscience, rehabilitation, nutrition, BCI and device development, human trials, hyperbaric oxygen treatments, and life extension programs, and we will mandate and incentivize collaboration among the teams with no silos, politics, bureaucracy, or any other constraint that is inconsistent with the mission.
Mount Sinai will be an important partner and deservedly so, but it won’t be our only hospital or medical school partner as we don’t believe any institution has a monopoly on the best ideas or the best talent. We don’t believe in exclusive relationships because that is not in the best interest of patients.
Five years ago, we considered launching a brain institute inspired by Neri’s mom who sadly died from Alzheimer’s. We couldn’t make the math work as the real estate was too expensive and we believed it would be too difficult to recruit the best talent from universities to our effort.
Since then, the real estate became available at a 70% discount, universities became a much less attractive place to work due to politics outweighing meritocracy, protests that disrupt learning, the curse of antisemitism, and a decline in funding. Fortunately, during the same time, I made sufficient personal economic progress to make the AOI possible.
The advance of AI in the last few years will also enable us to greatly accelerate our mission. AI still has a lot to learn about human intelligence and the brain, and the AOI should be at the forefront of the interplay between the brain and AI.
Today, I am making a public filing disclosing a gift from Neri and me of ~$400 million or 10,000,000 shares of Pershing Square Inc. (PS) to the AOI. It is very early days for Pershing Square so these shares are intended to anchor the long-term work of the AOI as the shares compound over time while generating what we expect will be a growing stream of quarterly dividends to fund the Institute.
We will also be announcing an additional gift of similar and potentially greater size which won’t be in the form of Pershing Square stock to provide the AOI with the short- and intermediate-term runway necessary to enable it to achieve its goal of becoming a self-sustaining institute, which reinvests all of its revenues, royalties, and the economic rewards of company formation to advance the fields of brain health and human longevity.
Neri and I have chosen to anchor the funding of the AOI to maintain vision alignment and limit the need for the organization to focus on fundraising. We expect the AOI to be the best-resourced brain, rehab, recovery, and longevity institute in the world.
We are grateful to have been able to form a board which includes Dean Kamen (our generation’s Thomas Edison), George Yancopoulus (CEO of Regeneron), James Rothman (Nobel Laureate), Bernardo Sabatini (neuroscientist), Chris Kellner (neurosurgeon), Olivia Flatto (CEO Pershing Square Foundation), Neri Oxman, and myself.
We have recently identified a CEO who we expect to announce by October along with other key hires, and are beginning searches for a Chief Scientific Officer, a Chief AI/Technology Officer, a Chief Operating Officer, a Chief Financial Officer, and other key leadership roles.
If you find what we are building compelling and want to be part of the leadership team that creates and builds the AOI from a standing start, please send an email to: [email protected] with a short note as to why you believe you can help. Please include your best three ideas for the AOI along with a summary of your background and your most important accomplishments.
We promise strict confidentiality to those expressing interest in working with us.
We have learned from Lucy that the brain can recover from even catastrophic injury. There is so much more work to be done as the mind is a terrible thing to waste.
For details from my Pershing Square SEC filing see:
sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
This is lowkey such a cool and unique type of “performance art” that probably wouldn’t work in any other medium than a social media site.
Just a whole month of replaying events in ~real-time, curated with the benefit of hindsight, building up to a reveal we all know is coming.
Libs of 8chan (What in the QAnon) retweeted
this account keeps dropping teasers for The Big Day like end credit scenes in a Marvel movie
A flight school in Minnesota, the Pan Am Academy, alerts the FBI that some students who took classes on immigrant visas have been asking “suspicious questions” about low-altitude, high-velocity flight.
One student, Zacarias Moussaoui, keeps asking how to fly a plane, but insists that he doesn’t need to know how to take off and land. Moussaoui is arrested.
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Israelis suddenly deciding that collective punishment maybe isn't so great. 🥴🤡
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Do we think my kid has autism from the MMR vaccine, from the Tylenol I mainlined when I had a kidney stone while pregnant with him, or from his father who can count cards and solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded and who owns 10 pairs of identical pants but can’t stand to have his food touching??




































