lily

jacinda ardern's baby gender reveal party: a huge balloon is popped. red glitter and a sickle is released. "it's a comrade!" she hollers into the abyss. the entire nation cheers. karl marx sheds a tear.

how it feels to vote two ticks green in auckland central

only watching the hipkins x luxon debate bc i love old man yaoi

kiwi... you're so fly, your beak is the shortest in the bird world, you can shoot lasers from your eyes... they're gonna kill you

taking half an edible before embarking on the dinosaur discovery track at the zoo and getting emotional while admiring these animatronic beasts. the mere sight of a stegosaurus in the distance just brought tears to my eyes

rip sam neill, the final male feminist 💔

after getting engaged, everybody wants to see the ring but nobody wants to examine my massive excel spreadsheet of invitees chronologically ordered from most to least liked

quitting my job as a lawyer (useless) to become a pop culture anthropologist (productive member of society)

bf implemented a 'silent sustained reading' rule given my tendency to share fun facts gleaned from lena dunham's famesick every 5 minutes is distracting him from finishing his own book

call me the city rail link the way i take eight years to come

the baptist school holiday programme from my childhood would reward us with one (1) chocolate fish if we managed to memorise five bible verses and while i'm not a religious person but god i felt spiritual when i bit into this sweet treat

these silly rotund fuckers are almost extinct bc they only breed when native rimu trees are masting (fruiting heavily) which occurs every 3-5 years hence why kākāpō have one of the lowest rates of reproduction among all birds

unpopular opinion but i think nz's cancer baby tobacco packaging is kinda cunty

i have the same birth year as shrek and 9/11 so i've grown accustomed to a life as the third important

auckland new zealand moodboard for everybody in the rain waiting for lorde tonight! we live in cities you'll never see on-screen!!!