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Allan Evans

@lingoslinger

iOS developer, amateur race driver. DM me for other social media links.

 Chicago, Illinois, USA
Joined November 2007
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Companies: We have an urgent need for iOS developers. Also companies: Here’s an obscure programming riddle that is in no way relevant to the company, the work you’ll be doing at the company, or any work you have or will ever do. You have an hour.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 5 Nov 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Adam Liaw@adamliaw18 Dec 2019
Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your interests.
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it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github
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Getting my followers from twitterapi was easy using @pharoproject and @brackendev's github.com/brackendev/Twitte…: switch api from 1.1 to 2 and
Image from Stephan Eggermont (@StOnSoftware)
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simply unforgivable that elon is forcing me to either get hot (instagram), get annoying (substack), learn what a server is (mastodon), or become an actual psychopath (linkedin)
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If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.
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We’re finally going to see a Musk product in self-driving mode.
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Good tweet.
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Justin Wyne@wyne17 Nov 2022
I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.
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Twitter employees listen to me: imagine how fucking funny it would be if none of you clicked "yes."
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11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters
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"If you hesitate between what's left of democracy and fascism, I recommend fascism to balance things out"
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@elonmusk7 Nov 2022
To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.
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Musk firing half of the workers at Twitter while complaining that the woke left is ruining the platform is the perfect summary of the current conservatives movement. Get power, make things worse, play the victim.
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Coming out of my non-conference hidey-hole for @DeepDishSwift - thanks to @joshdholtz for organizing this gem and presenting ot in my backyard!
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