iOS developer, amateur race driver. DM me for other social media links.
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Joined November 2007
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Allan Evans retweeted
Companies: We have an urgent need for iOS developers.
Also companies: Here’s an obscure programming riddle that is in no way relevant to the company, the work you’ll be doing at the company, or any work you have or will ever do. You have an hour.
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Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your interests.
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Getting my followers from twitterapi was easy using @pharoproject and @brackendev's github.com/brackendev/Twitte…: switch api from 1.1 to 2 and
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simply unforgivable that elon is forcing me to either get hot (instagram), get annoying (substack), learn what a server is (mastodon), or become an actual psychopath (linkedin)
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If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.
Allan Evans retweeted
Twitter employees listen to me: imagine how fucking funny it would be if none of you clicked "yes."
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11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters
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"If you hesitate between what's left of democracy and fascism, I recommend fascism to balance things out"
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Musk firing half of the workers at Twitter while complaining that the woke left is ruining the platform is the perfect summary of the current conservatives movement. Get power, make things worse, play the victim.
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I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.
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Before the Republican talking heads chalk this up to “Chicago violence”:
Highland Park is 30 miles north of Chicago. It’s also one of the most affluent suburbs and has a non existent crime rate
This is not a Chicago problem, it’s an America problem. Happy 4th! – at Manhattan, NY
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We wanted to know how swing voters feel about the January 6 Committee hearings. So we talked to three unvaccinated QAnon members at a Five Guys in Toms River.
