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Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics:
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Made it.
#GeneralElection2024
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Hey, peeps? Just checking in to say that even the most prolific of serial rapists don’t rape every single woman they meet, so if you’re saying “I met/dated Russell Brand and he didn’t rape me so I don’t find this credible” have you considered that your point is ridiculous
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The Archbishop of Canterbury invites people across the UK and Commonwealth to come together for a ‘Wank For Charles’ at 13:45 BST
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This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10
ALT a vertical shot of a placid, cloudy day. on the left, a barren tree reaches up to the overcast sky. on the right, a boxy white food truck has parked with its little window propped open for business. you can just make out the word “pizza” in black curly lettering on the front of the truck. in the center of the photo, sitting squarely in the middle of a green bike lane, a rather large dog that resembles a golden retriever or great pyrenees is sitting patiently in profile, staring expectantly at the food truck’s window while basking in the glow of its lights.
