Lizzing

Hey @Tesco - HOW?!

@beautypie I love you, but please sort out your packaging. Al this for one eyebrow pencil (missing from my last order).

This is the face of an English Setter who ate a remote control (not his first by any means) but then the wire from the remote got stuck IN his bum. A nice vet had to remove it with her fingers because he couldn’t walk. I can guarantee he’s learnt nothing.

What you catch the dog watching big cat porn....

Feels like there’s only one real winner in the Mayoral elections. #me

I think my Mum speaks for us all.., – at Walthamstow, London

Oh the irony @DailyMailUK. Are proofreaders too left wing for you as well?

Not sure how Google knows the exact anniversary, but OK.

So. Many. Questions.

Call me out of touch, but isn’t this just what happens when you put your bikini on pissed? – at Walthamstow, London

Baby Setters too!

Then at the top of the second page is this (the no entry sign is covering our mortgage account number). This isn’t the format your website wants. Even if we take out the hyphens.

We did it over the phone. The only letters we received all look like this. – at Walthamstow, London