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Sweary Mother.

Highams Park, East London
Joined November 2008
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The face of a dog with two stolen frozen chocolate croissants defrosting inside her 🙄
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Replying to @KirstieMAllsopp
And the thing about schools is that the only people in them are children. Go into a school and you'll see, there are no adults there. Children teach themselves. They cook the lunches, clean the floors, and do the deliveries.
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I have taken over as manager of my sons team for the coming season. If anyone going in to year 7 in September is interested in coming for a trial please give me a shout. Contact details on picture. #eastlondon #grassroots #essex
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This just in: Tv production company just sent me press shots of myself to approve before they start the press run. This is the picture the sent ME of ME. I swear on my mother’s soul they sent it. #DiversityandInclusion indeed #BlackLivesMatter 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.
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Scored 24 Cushelle today. Might cut it with Izal before it hits the streets
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My grandma passed away last year and she was a messssyyyy bitch at a level I can only aspire to (thread)
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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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Good luck America yer fucked
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My 2 y/o disabled son with life-threatening conditions + a 24hr care needs is having his 60 hours of care taken off him. I couldn't cope on the 4 nights sleep I got when we had it. RIP to me and him. Thanks healthcare. @MyNottingham @nottslive @BBCNottingham
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I did not expect @ewarren to give me my biggest belly laugh of the week, and yet...
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My 2 yr old daughter’s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time 😂
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Nothing quite says SOVEREIGNTY like an leader elected by 0.2% of the population shutting down government to push through something only 34% of the country got tricked into wanting by a lie on a bus.
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Lizzing retweeted
I don't know what I expected a porcupine to sound like but it wasn't this - I am extremely pleased, however, and would die for this creature. s/o @curlybeach for blessing my life with this information
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It's here! The @bobdylan Complete @HalLeonardEUR celebrated with a hefty glass of fizz with Ruth (design) Na (production) @NaomiGibbface (editor) Helen (licensing) @Louiseuns (editor) @jajwelland (guitar proofing) and me (arranging/layout/rambling intro)... @shedwork hurrah! 🎸
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WIN A PRINT Which one would you choose? Enter here gailmyerscough.co.uk/win-a-p… Please retweet
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Lizzing retweeted
3. When cat says "Maugh" (™@johnjmoloney) because of thermometer, say (to cat) "Oh darling I know, I wouldn't like that *this* early either"
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Lizzing retweeted
2. As Vet applies lube to thermometer before inserting into cat's bum, make an unbelievably inappropriate comment re how considerate Vet is.
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