@loafbreadmann

proud instigator | a cool lil fella | 🏴‍☠️ | EDtwt (erectile dysfunction)

Joined January 2018
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i want to steal her away from her awful life and give her the love she so desperately needs. I'd marry her if I could.
tootsie@tootsiesbubbleOct 24
kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger
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I thought we all had a silent agreement to not speak about this.
bilatinman kio@kzzrtttOct 25
gay gooners are not only gooning to the idea of gooning but theyre gooning to the idea of being bi-curious but in the reverse way. like gay guys trying pussy and going straight from it way. sexuality has so many layers
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Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga
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One year ago today... #bedhumpersriseup
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how can you concievably reference this
yanu@streeetfightaOct 21
friend keeps referencing this video and i have no idea where its from
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my sons search history is just feet
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chudai 🍆🥵🌶️ #porn #hot #XXX #wataa #chudai #facesitting #creampie #pussyeating #lesbians #strap #squirting
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jjmmgg23@jjmmgg23Oct 19
Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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doppio switching to diavolo
Sprite_butExpired@spriteEvil91948Oct 14
Cecilcecil calling it
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someone didnt vote for biden
Venera 🪽@geoveneraOct 20
when covid hit vs now (started straightening my hair)
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Most pakistani tweet ever😭
🪡@spideyb4llsOct 19
e-foid just told me I'll die a virgin loser but she doesn't know I'm the most handsome man in my village and have multiple cousin marriages lined up
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>Be Muslim >Own a winery >Don’t sell any wine
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 19
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's former winery sold completely empty barrels of wine, Rep. Comer says.
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leech@bttmfeedngOct 19
That one friend you jack off to
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my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this
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kyle@B1ackKyleOct 18
#ThisReallyMyGrownManMeat? 😭😭😭
Omar@JetsuwtfOct 18
i mustve got my mommas dick man
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#AmongUs had nearly 700K searches in one day on Pornhub... Kinda sus
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i see a little silhouette of a man
joeydude 🪩@phosphorabbit_Oct 16
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Letting male babies live: ❌️ Letting male adults cum inside you: ✔️
RemyThirteen@RemyThirteenOct 14
Replying to @somemari500
If its a male child he deserves it
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