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Stan twitter needs to be made extinct
Madhuri as a MIL is so goated, God had to nerf her aura with a mid DIL 😭 anyway beautiful family 🤍
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"If they want to do schoolyard politics, all right, let’s throw down," –Senator-Elect @AbdulElSayed on being called cocky.
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This meme will be evergreen
Pakistan, for all its many faults, is not a settler-colonial state keeping millions of indigenous people stateless, under military occupation, & actively committing a genocide against them.
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Gold Coast?
The locations of the world press tour for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ have been revealed.
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Incredible story!
For the last 5 yrs Jaypal Malviya’s lived a lie. His parents think he's working an office job. Instead, at 26, he'd secretly started pistol training. Yesterday Jaypal, still jobless at 31, won World championships🥈 & 🇮🇳 first Olympic quota for LA2028 sportstar.thehindu.com/shoot…
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Paknats should actually stake a claim on all of gujarat including our prime two villains in chief - on account of gujjus being genetically closer to them
Indian M nationalism is nonsensical. Someone from South India or Awadh telling a Pakjabi that they have a better claim on Mamdani when Pakis are genetically closer. Mamdani's literally Sindhi, it's in his last name. His father is a Khoja Lohana (Sindhi) & mother Khatri (Punjabi).
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My nordvpn is 24X7 set to burlington, usa 😭
being an australian on twitter means u have to put on a vpn every 5 seconds
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Wow you got it exactly right!! Pakistan is a country founded on the basis of *checks notes* "genetic similarity" 🤡 Somebody nominate emunti from x dot com for the nobel for their groundbreaking analysis
Indian M nationalism is nonsensical. Someone from South India or Awadh telling a Pakjabi that they have a better claim on Mamdani when Pakis are genetically closer. Mamdani's literally Sindhi, it's in his last name. His father is a Khoja Lohana (Sindhi) & mother Khatri (Punjabi).
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the dearth of decent politicians in india has never been this evident. america is evil but its democratic mechanisms remain pretty solid in self correction. meanwhile here u got a total of five chud politicians old as dirt sharing 200 rape cases and five massacres amongst them
Last night saw some of the greatest progressive victories in modern American history. All across the country, in rural and urban areas, Americans said NO to oligarchy, and YES to an agenda that fights for the working class. Congratulations to the following candidates: U.S. SENATE Abdul El-Sayed (MI) Peggy Flanagan (MN) Troy Jackson (ME) U.S. HOUSE Bob Brooks (PA-7) Rebecca Cooke (WI-3) Sam Forstag (MT-1) Adam Hamawy (NJ-12) Melat Kiros (CO-1) Brad Lander (NY-10) Will Lawrence (MI-7) Donavan McKinney (MI-13) Brian Poindexter (OH-7) Analilia Mejía (NJ-11) Claire Valdez (NY-07) Randy Villegas (CA-22) Aisha Wahab (CA-14)
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El-Sayed: "People have always seen Donald Trump as this big monster that's unbeatable. It turns out, you just stand up to him, and he can read the tea leaves. I'm willing to work with anyone ... it should never be about retribution. It's about enforcing the rule of law and most importantly delivering for the American public."
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So much cope, even when MAGA had the presidentship, the senate, the house and the governorship under their thumb LOL
What are the chances of nearly every single county going more democrat in a state trump won by 14 points?
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This is either a brilliant bait post or one of the most cope and seethe tweet I’ve seen on here
I can bet that most Indian Hindi speakers can’t even understand a single word from this part of Dard-e-Disco. Dard-e-Disco is an inherently Urdu song picturized on a half Pakistani who is the biggest star of Bollywood around the world.
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From what I've seen, Pakistanis on twt can only see Indian Ms as a dichotomy. Either as the perfect victim (evidence of why partition should've happened) or if they're successful then completely removing their identity and presenting them instead as quasi Pakistanis. So so weird.
I have been thinking why Zohran has always felt so distinctly Pakistani to me (and not Indian). And yesterday it dawned on me that I can’t think of one prominent practicing Indian Muslim. I only know secular Bollywood celebrities but I know tons of Pakistanis like Zohran.
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It's a canonical law on hammer and sickle twitter to be constantly sad, miserable and doomerist till the day you die.
idek why indian oomfs are libbing out over these elections
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Colourism
It's both hilarious and ironic to see Pakistanis appropriating an Indian Muslim politician while barely acknowledging, let alone discussing, an authentic Pakistani and their most prominent politician in the USA. Why is that so?
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The reason most Pakistanis sound so braindead when talking about Indian Muslims is that they simply have no theory of mind for what it's like to live as a minority in a country where the majority actively hates you
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Steve Kornacki is proof that watching a turboautist fully in the zone with one of their special interests is beautiful and something most people can enjoy
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Pak nats 🤝 Indian sanghi nats Whenever any Indian Muslim rises to some form of prominence in the public consciousness, immediately claim that "they must be Pakistani"
I have been thinking why Zohran has always felt so distinctly Pakistani to me (and not Indian). And yesterday it dawned on me that I can’t think of one prominent practicing Indian Muslim. I only know secular Bollywood celebrities but I know tons of Pakistanis like Zohran.
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Virat Kohli's patron saint tells a mom whose little kid is suffering from cancer - "He must have done something to deserve it, our god is never unjust"
Imagine saying this to a mother who is already going through the worst phase of her life 🥲
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"India mein khaana aa jaata hai sasta, ghar mil jaata hai sasta" 🤡
NRI feminist discovers that washing her own toilet is the greatest systemic oppression known to mankind
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