@loreleiwoof

she/her, 18 nsfwtwt but also shitposting https://xitter.cf/t.co/pe0E2QIQrS

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Joined May 2026
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belle@TITUSDANF0RTHOct 27
shawn hatosy may have lost the sexiest man alive 2026 title but he's at home right now with his real hairline and that's all that matters.
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we’re not saying he paid for it because he’s jewish, we’re saying he paid for it because he’s ugly.
ares@goslinq23h
just hilarious and sad
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soul :(@ognyandere10h
constantly thinking “I wanna go home” while at home
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bryan with a chubby baby ... he pretends to nom and chomp on the baby's little leg and arm rolls. he nuzzles the baby's pudgy belly and pokes it to hear those happy gurgles and coos. smooches the baby's plump cheeks and smushes their faces together and stays like that for hours
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kairo ;3@Kairosheep22h
trying not to say "Are you mad at me?" after an inconvinience
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Riven@rivenfeetOct 27
“I was your age too” No mom you didn’t check their discord streaming badge after saying goodnight
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“but you have friends” not a single person would pick me first
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Gooseberry has multiple corpses in her trial with wounds in their asses, caused by anal rape, and is a child groomer pedophile. Coyle has multiple voicelines implying he’d assault his wives and expresses his desire to rape your reagent and others
par.@Skellyplyz17h
Replying to @MilkMarauder @hedwigearwig
Well to be fair gooseberry and coyle never raped anybodyy
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YES FUCK IT I ADMIT IT I LOVE BEING SPOILED AND INDIRECTLY ASKING FOR STUFF AND ACT DUMB WHEN I’M CONFRONTED AND YOU CAN ALL JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT BUT I DO NOT CARE I’VE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER
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Lala@Lala4rtgOct 27
Good morning yall 🤎 The real Sexiest Man Alive btw
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*paws at you* I'm not an astronaut *paws at you* I'm not ready *paws at you* I don't have training *paws at you* I'm not an astronaut *paws at you* I PUT THE NOT *paws at you* IN ASTRONAUT
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ʚɞ@meowcissismOct 26
sorry i overshare a lot i didn’t grow up with any friends
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vae@vaexlyOct 27
*paws at you* can you stream your game for me *paws at you* can you stream your game for me *paws at you* can you stream your game for me
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ella ☆
@ellamaxxingOct 26
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How netease felt canceling nightcrawler to release the worst game mode of all time
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falling in love when you're fat is top 3 worst human experiences
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k@StupidBozoBrainOct 25
ow is boring im trash at deadlock rivals is shit im going back to jerking off
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🎀@pr3ttyyfeinOct 25
why can't the people i'm attached to be mutually attached to me? this is so unfair
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cyn@noclippledOct 25
Texted me FIRST Liked me FIRST Flirted with me FIRST Said ily FIRST Guess who left FIRST
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klara@bystarlighOct 25
you’re in his dms and please get out of his dms please please stop texting him please stop
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