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Lori Mallory

@lorimallory

Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive...

 Virginia
Joined April 2009
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
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@StumblerTop9 Dec 2012
If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too, and we'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs.
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@StumblerTop9 Dec 2012
I say no when Dora asks for my help. THUG LIFE.
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@StumblerTop9 Dec 2012
Touch my food. Suffer the consequences.
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blaming other people for your fuck ups isn't going to make your life any better. It's just going to keep sugar coating your idea of yourself
@DanielleBroce what happened?
the day of reckoning is upon us #court
@DanielleBroce you better miss me. I'm awesome.
“All boys are the same” said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended.
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@DanielleBroce that's cool. I hope y'all are having fun. :-) we miss ya
@DanielleBroce I saw your post that it was "just one night". That you could do it. Just wanted to check on you.
You know why it's so hard to be happy? Because we find it to hard to let go of the things that make us sad.
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@DanielleBroce everything ok?
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