Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive...
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
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If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too, and we'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs.
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“All boys are the same” said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended.
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You know why it's so hard to be happy? Because we find it to hard to let go of the things that make us sad.
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RT if you don't want the Twilight Saga to end! on.vh1.com/SYUvw1
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Saying "Guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."
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Star Wars 7 Movie Coming in 2015 as Disney Buys Lucasfilm for $4 Billion eonli.ne/RpaC4C
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The Snuggery is a service, in which you pay $60 an hour to hire someone to snuggle with you.
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When you put something down for a minute and it completely disappears from the face of the earth.
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Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.
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Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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"You look tired" is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit.
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@lorimallory If you don't make it to the event today, we should have more to giveaway on the air as we get closer to the event.
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I love the way you lie...LOL JK, if you lie to me again i will throw a brick at your face.
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CM Punk PUNCHES Fan at WWE Event -- Cops Interview Victim tmz.me/RNzHco