Slightly more mature Dennis the Menace. Greedy adventure seeker, always.
New Dork City
Joined October 2008
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SUN
Active-duty airman self-immolates at Israeli Embassy
MON
Biden mentions Gaza while enjoying ice cream
TUE
“Uncommitted” gets 100K+ votes in MI
WED
Flour Massacre
THU
Biden invites Trump to join him in support for border bill
FRI
Biden kisses fascist Italian PM
TODAY☀️
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There is absolutely no justification for anything that’s happening. We betray ourselves & our futures to regard any of this as normal or acceptable.
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For each $1 stolen in shoplifting, there's at least $5 in wage theft and $100 in tax evasion. Have you ever heard about a wage theft or tax evasion "crime wave"? What do you think this tells you about how reporters determine what is "news" and what is ignored, and who benefits?
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when i'm a good boy, and finish all my tasks, i should get to do one crime
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Cancel your Disney vacation and support *checks notes* proud queer icon and longtime supporter of LGBTQ rights Dolly Parton
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Still not over this Old English word, which feels like an entire philosophy in itself we'd do well to adopt.
From dūst (“dust”) + sċēawung (“inspection, contemplation”):
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As one year dies the slow death of an unloved fly-covered grandparent & a new year is born, it’s tempting to think of it as a new beginning but it’s just another lone step in the relentless March towards death. No one will love you tomorrow either
Please continue to enjoy Arby’s
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“Please don’t pour your wine all the way to the top, do a lady’s pour,” said a mom to a daughter who will tweet that advice but not take it
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Sorry, I don't have an opinion on Afghanistan, but I have added it to the ever growing list of shapeless, nameless tragedies of which I am a helpless spectator forced to witness the terrifying grandeur of mass human suffering that I have been compiling for my entire adult life.
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Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
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The ideal life is being born in 1947 being age 20 in 1967 to fuck in a field and take LSD and then buy a house for $5000 after walk into a bank to get a job and impress them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well hedged investment portfolio