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I write limericks for fun and rant about Philly sports

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined August 2014
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
🚨SIXERS JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 THE SEASON BEGINS TONIGHT & I COULD NOT BE MORE HYPED! Let’s give a LeBron jersey away! To win: 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow @JoshReynolds24 Winner selected tomorrow! Good luck! Go Sixers! ***IMPORTANT*** Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
For everything you gave this city For everything you gave these fans For setting an example every single day Thank you, Chase
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Now that we know Jaylen Brown will officially be #7, let’s do a jersey giveaway! It’s been a minute! To win: 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow @JoshReynolds24 Winner selected tomorrow! Good luck! ***IMPORTANT*** Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Happy 4th of July! ⚾️🇺🇸 REPOST for a chance at this Red, White and Blue-inspired R9 Series @RawlingsSports glove! Rules: mlb.com/network/about/social… | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 7/8
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
WANTED BOSTON ✅ BEAT BOSTON ✅
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
PHILLY HAS FINALLY DONE IT 🔥 The 76ers win Game 7 for their first playoff series win over Boston since 1982 🔔
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
JOEL EMBIID TONIGHT: 33 POINTS 4 REBOUNDS 8 ASSISTS 52% FG PLAYING THROUGH INJURIES. ON THE ROAD IN BOSTON. ON THE BRINK OF ELIMINATION. A GUTSY PERFORMANCE BY THE PROCESS.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
🚨SIXERS GAME DAY GIVEAWAY🚨 Haven’t done one of these in a minute & cannot think of a better time bring it back! Giving away 1 Maxey & 1 VJ jersey! To win: 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow @JoshReynolds24 Winner selected tomorrow! Good luck! LFG SIXERS! ***IMPORTANT*** Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
🚨 Giveaway alert 🚨 Repost and follow us for a chance to win an autographed baseball by Corbin Carroll, Ryan Howard and Jimmy Rollins! ✍️
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
MLB's No. 1 prospect Konnor Griffin is set to make his big league debut for the @Pirates today, so we're giving away a signed jersey! Follow and repost for your chance to win.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Andrew Painter makes his MLB debut for the @Phillies tonight, so we're giving away a signed ball! Follow and repost for your chance to win.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
hell yes to Olivia Dean's Grammys speech "I'm up here as the granddaughter of an immigrant. I wouldn't be here-- I'm a product of bravery, and I think those people deserve to be celebrated. So, yeah, we're nothing without each other."
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
DOUBLE VOTE DAY ‼️ RETWEET for a chance to win this football signed by Jordan Mailata. #WPMOYChallenge X Jordan Mailata Rules:   bit.ly/3Y1Ggzw
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
RT for a chance to win this A Philly Special Christmas Collector's Edition Box Set SIGNED by @jordan_mailata, @LaneJohnson65, and @JasonKelce 🎄 Every RT counts for TWO votes for Jordan Mailata today! #WPMOYChallenge Rules: bit.ly/3Y1Ggzw
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
The wildest part about the largest protest in American history is that the president’s response was to post a video literally proving the point of the protest.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Happy 33rd birthday to No. 3! 🥳 Repost and reply for your chance to win this Bryce Harper @Topps card.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Fan Appreciation Day is Sunday, but the giveaways start today! 👀 REPOST using #2025PhilsFanSweepstakes for a chance to win an autographed baseball from Jesús Luzardo's locker!
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Who wants an Ottograph? REPOST using #2025PhilsFanSweepstakes for a chance to win a hat signed by Otto Kemp!
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
This was all in Project 2025, btw.
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Luke’s Limericks retweeted
Trump demanded that ABC cancel Jimmy Kimmel and they did. They bent the knee again. This is a blatant attack on the first amendment. It will only get worse from here.
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