Patient Zero for Havana Syndrome Writer on SNL/The Simpsons/Spongebob Squarepants (2009-2014) @CouchImprov | @Podghast | @HmmChoice | @TheGarfiles

Glasgow
Joined December 2011
My boss is off today "in agony" from gout. I made this to cheer him up, but I'm too scared to actually send it to him, because he can fire me.
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Lula com 155 anos se preparando para vencer a filha mais nova de bolsonaro
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Replying to @_The_Wub_
Is Pynchon worth reading
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Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why
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straight from the smiling friends universe:
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World Premiere For Godzilla Minus One (2023)
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From the 2nd ever production
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🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Metal Gear Solid 3🔥3🔥3🔥Metal Gear🔥Solid 3🔥🔥Soviet Union🔥Jungle🔥Jungle🔥Shogahood🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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Postman Pat in Japanese. Very relaxing...
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oh my god read the vertical axis
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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Ed Sheeran spotted at Celtic Park
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Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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“Scotland is a victim of imperialism” people when you ask them why it’s called Nova Scotia
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The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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