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retired NYC Motorman, degenerate gambler both casinos and ponies -- loves to vent here on Twitter -- never knew so many dumb people lived in America

Hazlet NJ
Joined May 2011
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How badly did MAGA lose? The polls were wrong. They predicted Trump, MAGA & the GOP would probably lose. No, they didn't just lose. The got decimated. They got wiped out so badly there is nothing left but the smell. It was worse than an extinction-level event. The dinosaurs were eliminated by one meteor. MAGA got eliminated by a million meteors. Big, small, white, black, brown, Asian, Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, urbanites, country folks, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, young, old, middle age, from every state, every city, every town, every country, every district. This is more than just beautiful, poetic, righteous, justified, logical, or deserved. It also rewards sanity. All of us who hate Trump kept thinking, why doesn't everyone hate him? How is that possible? Are they insane or are we insane? Why doesn't everyone despise him? The votes are in. They do. The sane people were right all along. Donald Trump is a destroyer, devoid of anything human. He only appeals to the very, very worst of us. And the worst of us woke up the best of us... The American people. On Tuesday the people sent a message to MAGA, possibly the clearest message in history: Fuck you and the orange prick you rode in on.
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I blame him for everything... End of Tweet...
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Every time I see him I think about his wife boinking Bannòn . Talk about sloppy seconds … more like scabby seconds .
Stephen Miller looks like he drives around elementary schools in a white van asking kids if they want candy.
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ANYBODY BESIDES ME THINK THAT’S A TOUCHDOWN IN THE MIAMI-ND GAME?????
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New faces of the SENATE come January!! Nice Eye Candy for a change!!
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gotta give a HUGE shout-out to all the amazing men who showed up and voted for women, for decency, and for love. Men who stood up for equality, dignity, and a better future. We see you, we appreciate you, and we thank you! ❤️ Real men stand for what’s right. Thank you, gentlemen!
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TWITTER‼️
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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I've only watched the first hour and I wanted to break things.
Now I know why Elon Musk tried to stop that documentary. Holy hell what a psychopath. God help us all.
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Raise your hand ✋ if you agree
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Trump his going to show his behind for the next two years. It's going to get uglier than he said Ted Cruz's wife is 👀
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Democrats‼️
The Fascist Chief Of Staff
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I’ve been seeing racism in this Country skyrocket since Trump took office,but I’m so extremely proud of all the brown and black people that were elected to office during the midterms. We need to shut the hate down now and forever.
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Wouldn’t you LOVE to be a fly on the wall right now? 😂🍿 I bet you could hear a pin drop between the screams. “HE DID IT!” “SHE KNEW!” “I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!” Meanwhile, everyone’s Googling criminal defense attorneys, updating LinkedIn, shredding documents, and practicing the phrase “I have no recollection.” The rats aren’t just jumping ship. They’re fighting over the f**king lifeboats.
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LOL!
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