
She/it, 31, gay for @radia__l, ghostwriter for @casserole_txt. You'll like me.
Perth, Western Australia
Joined June 2011
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speaking as a writer, "barely-disguised fetish" is sort of amusing sometimes but it also seems to function as a sort of gotcha. "hah! i caught you expressing desire sincerely!" yeah dummy. thats what the art is for
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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If i had a genie my three wishes would b:
1. Make ear fucking possible
2. Have someone earfuck me after my third wish
3. Set the genie free #ethicalwisher
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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noticing a strange trend with my transfem mutuals where they seem to suffer from having an overbearing mom who treats them like a surrogate husband
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I love the emoji that pops up when you type heh. Thats exactly what I was looking for, heh 😏
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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I don’t like wedding vows where they talk about the improbability of all this and the number of random things that had to happen for them to meet each other. The probability was 1. They met each other




























