One of these people is 7 years younger than the other. Wanna guess? #wtf
1920s: Gangsters bootlegged alcohol so that America could party every night away.
2020s: Companies use alcohol to make disinfectants so people can leave their homes without worrying about dying.
#Winning #CoronavirusUSA
In a complete twilight zone coincidence the town with the most coronavirus cases per capita in the United States is Corona, Queens. #wtf
I miss the days when the biggest health crisis in America was vaping #SundayThoughts
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TRUMP: “What are we gonna build?”
“A WALL!”
TRUMP: “And who is going to pay for it?”
“Military families in need of housing, disaster victims and people suffering from the opioid epidemic!”
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People killed by gun last year:
Japan: 10
Sweden: 41
Switzerland: 47
UK: 50
Israel: 105
Australia: 207
Total Population: 246,959,950
Total Guns: 8,804,000
Total Gun Deaths: 460
United States...
Population: 329,093,106
Guns: 393,347,000
Gun Deaths: 39,773
School? You mean where they teach you the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’?
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Mike Bloomberg: "The data was very clear ... there is no way an independent can win ... The great likelihood is that an independent would just split the anti-Trump vote and end up re-electing the President. That's a risk I refused to run in 2016 & we can't afford to run it now."
Half of California burns to a crisp and not a word out of this fraud. One very cold week in the Midwest and this...
We elected the dumbest, fattest meanest kid in 5th grade to be our president
Leave it to Trump to speak out for hatred against racists on MLK Day.
Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! “New footage shows that media was wrong about teen’s encounter with Native American” @TuckerCarlson
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This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up
This is the moment Donald Trump became retarded #SmockingGun
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...









