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Joined April 2008
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One of these people is 7 years younger than the other. Wanna guess? #wtf
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - Edmund Burke
1920s: Gangsters bootlegged alcohol so that America could party every night away. 2020s: Companies use alcohol to make disinfectants so people can leave their homes without worrying about dying. #Winning #CoronavirusUSA
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In a complete twilight zone coincidence the town with the most coronavirus cases per capita in the United States is Corona, Queens. #wtf
I miss the days when the biggest health crisis in America was vaping #SundayThoughts
TRUMP: “What are we gonna build?” “A WALL!” TRUMP: “And who is going to pay for it?” “Military families in need of housing, disaster victims and people suffering from the opioid epidemic!”
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People killed by gun last year: Japan: 10 Sweden: 41 Switzerland: 47 UK: 50 Israel: 105 Australia: 207 Total Population: 246,959,950 Total Guns: 8,804,000 Total Gun Deaths: 460 United States... Population: 329,093,106 Guns: 393,347,000 Gun Deaths: 39,773
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School? You mean where they teach you the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’?
....a source of potential danger and conflict. They are testing Rockets (last week) and more, and are coming very close to the edge. There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!
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machinelevine retweeted
Mike Bloomberg: "The data was very clear ... there is no way an independent can win ... The great likelihood is that an independent would just split the anti-Trump vote and end up re-electing the President. That's a risk I refused to run in 2016 & we can't afford to run it now."
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Half of California burns to a crisp and not a word out of this fraud. One very cold week in the Midwest and this...
In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!
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We elected the dumbest, fattest meanest kid in 5th grade to be our president
In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!
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Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.
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Leave it to Trump to speak out for hatred against racists on MLK Day.
Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! “New footage shows that media was wrong about teen’s encounter with Native American” @TuckerCarlson
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machinelevine retweeted
This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up
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The most amazing thing about 2019 so far is that I came home last night with my umbrella
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This is the moment Donald Trump became retarded #SmockingGun
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills: UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal- 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Chile - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643,000
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