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Joined April 2008
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TRUMP: “What are we gonna build?” “A WALL!” TRUMP: “And who is going to pay for it?” “Military families in need of housing, disaster victims and people suffering from the opioid epidemic!”
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People killed by gun last year: Japan: 10 Sweden: 41 Switzerland: 47 UK: 50 Israel: 105 Australia: 207 Total Population: 246,959,950 Total Guns: 8,804,000 Total Gun Deaths: 460 United States... Population: 329,093,106 Guns: 393,347,000 Gun Deaths: 39,773
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Mike Bloomberg: "The data was very clear ... there is no way an independent can win ... The great likelihood is that an independent would just split the anti-Trump vote and end up re-electing the President. That's a risk I refused to run in 2016 & we can't afford to run it now."
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Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.
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This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills: UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal- 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Chile - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643,000
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Holy shit. This commercial.
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To all the Democrats just elected to the House, Congratulations! Great job! Now use that power. Don't play nice. Don't "extend a hand across the aisle." Don't compromise your principles. Expose these fuckers and protect democracy. Sincerely, The people who put you there
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Ivana Trump wasn't a US citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Jr in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. Let's cancel their birthright citizenship first.
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We're calling this person the Magabomber. Pass it on. Then vote.
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The President says that he's too busy to visit U.S. Troops Overseas. The President has had 71 campaign rallies since inauguration The President has visited his golf courses 68 times since inauguration The President has tweeted 5,174 times since Inauguration
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Here’s video of @realDonaldTrump claiming he helped look for survivors & clear rubble on 9/11. He didn't. He was lying. #NeverForget
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The very fact that Kavanaugh feigned ignorance at the name “Kasowitz” should tell you everything you need to know.
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Thank you @MSNBC for refusing to air Trump rally. RT to appreciate and encourage MSNBC.
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hey i’m a member of mollie’s family and we are not so fucking small-minded that we generalize a whole population based on some bad individuals. now stop being a fucking snake and using my cousins death as political propaganda. take her name out of your mouth.
Leftists boycotted, screamed, and cried when illegal immigrants were temporarily separated from from their parents. What will they do for Mollie Tibbetts? What did they do for Kate Steinle? They will NEVER see their parents again.
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Perfect. Simply perfect.
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BREAKING: Randolph County in Georgia is considering closing 7 of 9 voting precincts during the midterms on Nov 6th. Randolph County is made up of 60% African Americans, twice that of the rate of African Americans throughout the rest of the state. REWEET if You are Disgusted!
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Please unfollow me if you're an anti-vaxxer. If you or your kids are able to be vaccinated and you choose not to, you're an evil fucking person for putting lives at risk.
At least 107 measles cases have been confirmed across more than 20 states cnn.it/2nHT2Cc
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Ok if it’s gonna be Space Force then we gotta rename the other branches so it all matches up. The Navy is Water Force. The Army is Land Force. The Marines are Punch Force. The Coast Guard is Swim Force. And duh of course the Air Force is Air Force Force. My work here is dumb.
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