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Worried that my cat is a fomite. She/her. "I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow." - Roethke

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Joined October 2007
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Kid (9): Mom. Gimme your phone. Me: No. K: Just for a sec. M: No! K: Seriously. M: Cut it out. K: Mom. I found a gem that looks like a vulva, I have to take a picture. M: *flips phone toward kid with a pointer finger while jumping sideways and clicking her heels*
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Someone didn’t get enough hugs
Imagine thinking this rabid disapproval is anything but self affirming.
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Imagine thinking this rabid disapproval is anything but self affirming.
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Tom Waits arrives to tell Joanne to keep his name out of her mouth in three…two…one…
The trouble with trying to trace a lyric by Tom Waits is you then end up sidetracked and listening to Tom Waits for three hours.
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Wordle 1,173 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I don’t understand these statistics. If I guessed right on the second try with something like 380 options, isn’t my luck extraordinary? #wordplay
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These pictures are almost 10 years apart to the day. I sat in the audience when Ryan Reynolds showed his first peek of Deadpool 1 to the world and I think I ran back stage right after and found him and I think I just hugged him and was like holy shit you did it man. It’s perfect. I didn’t know him really at all back then. But since then I can say that there is almost no one that has had my back in this industry more than @VancityReynolds. I thought I had lost Gambit forever. But he fought for me and Gambit. I will owe him probably forever. Cause I’m not sure how I could ever do something that would be equal to what this has meant to me. I love ya buddy. @ShawnLevyDirect as well. Truly such a brilliant creator on every single level. All things happen for a reason. I’m so grateful to be in this movie. It’s a masterpiece in my opinion. And just pure bad ass joy. I was literally screaming in the theater. LFG!! #deadpoolandwolverine
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The guy who thinks the “chai” in “Am Yisrael Chai” wasn’t stolen from the tea. Nice.
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This asshole is an artist and a producer for other artists and this is what he says about artists. Make it make sense. I really cannot imagine a person thinking this is a smart thing to say. I’d never wanna hang with Ernest Hemingway. That means he’s not publishable? 🙃
pay attention to whats happening with writers being let go right now by large companies - sad, short sighted and decided on by people you'd never wanna hang with.
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My boss just asked me if my hair clips are clothespins decorated by children. How's your day going?
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The only clue I didn’t get was the ice cream dessert. Help a lady out. #nytsb
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Is he condemning the words and actions captured on video, in the exact spot where he is now standing, which is not AT ALL far from the encampments (despite your description on yesterday's Morning Edition)? No? Oh. OK, cool. Cool cool cool.
Strong condemnations by professors this afternoon @Columbia. Here’s a speech by Christopher Brown, a professor of history, who says the university and president Minouche Shafik made a mistake calling in NYPD to arrest pro-Palestinian protestors last week 🧵
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Please RT if you believe that a person just like me who manages my #bipolar can be a competent parent and a good role model @Rosie #stigma
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Join me and writers worldwide in the 500-word Fiction Challenge on August 25th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/500
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Pearls!!! 😹😹
Dear restaurant critics: Please don't write like this. I beg you. I will not explain. Sign me, a Former Restaurant Critic. sfgate.com/food/article/form…
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Incorrect, NO EFFORT is being made to make the customers of @cunardline’s #queenmary2 comfortable. My dad is 91, he’s had nothing to eat or drink, and all staff has done is scold him for filming how slow the line is moving. Disgusting. Don’t believe their PR.
CRUISE NEWS: Iconic Ocean Liner Delayed After Urgent Diversion. cruisehive.com/iconic-ocean-… #cruise #cruises #cruisenews
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If Roberts is "disturbed" by criticism of the SCOTUS decisions on his watch, wait till he reads the opening lines of his future obituaries from his boiling-oil vat in Hell. The words "billionaires" and "corruption" will feature prominently.
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Can you help, @CunardCritic_A? My 91 year old dad has been sitting in a holding area for 5 hours with no food, no water, no sign of anyone helping or caring except someone scolding him for filming. This isn’t right. It’s his first cruise and I’ll make sure it’s his last!
My dad has been waiting for bud friend Charlie to be provided a wheelchair, so he isn’t even on that endless line, @cunardline - im ready to go pick him up. What is happening?!
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My dad, nine hours after his original debarkation time. He’s been there five hours. They’re more interested in stopping him from recording than in feeding him or getting him on the boat. He’s 91, this is his first cruise - and his last. #cunardsucks #ableist
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Sad to hear of the passing of Alan Arkin at the age of 89. He teamed up splendidly with Peter Falk in hit 1979 comedy ‘The In-Laws’ 😢 #ripAlanArkin
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My dad has been waiting for bud friend Charlie to be provided a wheelchair, so he isn’t even on that endless line, @cunardline - im ready to go pick him up. What is happening?!
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